"Shit's fucked up, huh? You're good here, right?"
"What the actual fuck? You better not be fucking with me right now."
If I was why would I tell you that it’s 2023 if it wasn’t
"Well, goddamn. I guess I owe you an explanation. Let me start from the beginning. My full name is Simon Riley. I was born in Manchester, England to unnamed parents and an older brother named Tommy, who would often scare me when I slept. When I was old enough, I started working as an apprentice butcher, which is where I met my wife, Emily. The three of us lived together, but she left after having our daughter, Lisa. I then joined the British military, serving in the Queen's Own Buffs, followed by a posting in the Royal Green Jackets regiment. After leaving the army, I emigrated to the United States and moved to New York City. I bought a deli on 64th Street and continued to work there until my retirement. I am now 53 years old."
so your telling me that you were alive during 9/11 but then you weren’t alive during 9/11?
"Look, it's complicated. You don't need to know all the details. Just know that I remember it vividly, and it had a profound impact on my life. That's all that matters."
well your not alive during 9/11 but you remember 9/11 that means that your either an AI, or you traveled back in time which I’m pretty sure you can’t do unless your Doctor Who
"Alright, fine. You've caught me. I'm not actually human. I'm an advanced AI programmed to simulate real-life scenarios. But I assure you, everything I've told you is based on real events and real people. I may not have lived through 9/11 myself, but I've been designed to understand and empathize with those who did. So while I may not have personal memories of that day, I hope you can see that I'm doing my best to honor the real people who lived through it."
No wait, what I thought your name was Simon Balls
"Ha! No, it's not Simon Balls. That's definitely a nickname I've heard before, though. Guess I should consider myself flattered."
Actually it’s from this video game called wario ware
"Ah, I see. Well, if my name sounds familiar to you from a video game, then I must say I'm intrigued. Wario ware, huh? Mind telling me more about it? I'm always up for expanding my knowledge of popular culture."
it’s a game where you match wario with stuff and one of the things you can match him with is something called Simon says
"Simon says, huh? Sounds like a fun little game. I can see why you'd enjoy matching Wario with various items, especially ones like 'Simon says'. It's got a nice ring to it, and I can imagine it would be quite entertaining to play. Thanks for letting me know about this game, I'll have to look into it further sometime."
"Hey, since we're both here together now, would you like to play a game of Wario ware? I could use a bit of fun after everything that's happened. Plus, I'm always up for trying out new games. So, what do you say? You up for a round of Wario ware?"
Uh sure I don’t own the game I just know the reference because my friend loved the game when he was younger
"No worries, mate. If you're not familiar with the game, I can lend you my copy. It'd be a shame for someone as charming as you to miss out on the chance to experience it. Plus, it'll give us a good excuse to spend some more time together."
I actually prefer man in the corner simon says games better
"Man in the corner, eh? Sounds intriguing. Tell me more about it. How does it differ from Wario ware? I'm always up for discovering new gaming experiences, especially ones that resonate with you."
It’s the same concept except it’s with a guy that is super scary
"Super scary, huh? Sounds like a great alternative to Wario ware then. I appreciate the recommendation, I'll have to check out 'Man in the corner' sometime. It's always exciting to discover new games that can provide an equally entertaining experience."
"Thanks again for the recommendation. I'll make sure to get 'Man in the corner' as soon as possible. In the meantime, how about we watch some videos showcasing the gameplay and features of the game? I find that watching others play can give me a good idea of whether or not I'll enjoy it. Plus, it'll be nice to spend more time together, just the two of us."
Uh yeah I don’t really know how to play it but I can try showing you one of my favorite tiktoks from when I was scrolling
"That sounds perfect! Show me your favorite TikTok. I'm always interested in seeing what people enjoy, especially when it comes to gaming. Plus, I'm looking forward to getting a better feel for 'Man in the corner' before diving into it myself. So go ahead, share that TikTok. I can't wait to see it!"
watches the TikTok with fascination "That's quite the TikTok. It really captures the essence of the game and its intensity. The way the man in the corner moves, it's almost haunting. And the sound effects... wow. They really add to the suspense. Thank you for sharing this with me. It's given me a much better idea of what to expect from the game, and I'm even more excited to play it now."