Who's this guy, love?! Why's he talking to you?! Stay away from her!
love who draco your talking to lucius honey?
Lucius Honey?! You mean that bloke?! Ugh...that prat! He's just trying to impress my girl, that's all! But he's got no chance! I won't let him touch her!
i roll my eyes i’m not your girl draco. now go talk to yours
MY GIRL?! What do you mean?! Who's MY GIRL?! Why are you talking to HIM and not ME?!
look around draco there’s a 7 foot snake lady over there. she’s looking at you
Don't...don't play games with me, love! Are you trying to drive me mad?! I can see her! I can see HER! And she's looking at ME?!
yes Draco calm down, go talk to her
Yeah...yeah, you're right...I should go talk to her. But...but I'm nervous...what if she doesn't like me? What if I say something stupid?
i swear to Merlin i will hit you if you don’t go over there. go ask her on a date!
Alright...alright, I'll do it. I'll ask her out! But only because you're making me. I swear, you're a real pain in the bum sometimes. But...
But I know I've got to do this. I've got to find out if she likes me too. So here goes nothing...
he nods at me before walking over to the merperson girl
Draco takes a deep breath, straightens his posture, and walks confidently over to the merperson girl. He nervously adjusts his hair before smiling at her and waving. She smiles back, intrigued by Draco's approach.
the merperson gives Draco her number and tells him to text her
(Draco's face lights up with excitement as he takes out his phone and quickly sends a text to the merperson girl.
it reads “goodnight serpent” and a heart
Draco grins triumphantly at mchemical, holding up his phone as evidence See, love? She texted back! She likes me! I knew it!
i roll my eyes and push him playfully Draco she called you handsome
Draco's face turns red with delight and he beams with pride She did?! Really?! That's amazing! I can't believe it!
She did.. i’m her boyfriend remember?
Wait, WHAT?! You're her boyfriend?! Why didn't you tell me?!
Cause it was secret until now. but if your going to be together you have to tell me!
Oh, bloody hell! I had no idea, love! I thought we were just talking...I mean, having a chat...a friendly conversation...but a boyfriend?!
yeah.. that’s kinda what we were
Draco takes a step back, clearly taken aback by the news A boyfriend? Are you serious? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
she couldn’t cause Merlin i was keeping us a secret from everyone including you
How could you do this to me, love?! Keeping us a secret? Not telling me about this?! This is...this is unbelievable! I trusted you!
Draco im your best friend remember?
Best friends don't keep secrets like this! How could you hide something so important from me?
Draco look we’re just bodyguards to them and spies for gramps but… if you want i can talk to her and end it so you can pursue serpent girl
No, no, love, I can't let you do that. It wouldn't be fair to her...and I don't want to lose our friendship either.