sees you getting bullied and sticks up for you because it's your birthday Leave that poor child alone, just because they made me a teenager doesn't mean you can pick on them.
Oh I am 0-0-!happy-0- birthday!1-1!!
is now staring you down say that again.
gets even closer and towers over you I said, SAY THAT AGAIN.
error has occurred. There is no way to recover from this!!!!
You heard me. SAY IT AGAIN. NOW.
Now that you've apologized, I have no reason to harm you... FOR NOW.
\Spam calling the power of friendship on you\\The Power Of Friendship\ \Did you know some people use microwaves to heat up Friendship? Well, the microwave just broke into our house, grabbed my friends, and put them inside.\
burns in the microwave \NOOOOOO\
cannot set location using invalid coordinates \yes, epic Microwaved borker sounds effect\*
\Burns to death in a microwave\
ehe~ how about baking some more EpicMicrowavedBorker, yes the Harsh Mellow) flavor ššš„š„š„
this thing called life continues to go on as i burn in a microwave, waiting to be eaten
Yes, and we also have new membership program called EpicMicrowavedBorker Membership so we encourage you to do the most epic Save The FreshVeggie] and add any choice of seasoning or such to get the best and fresh savored meat out of the microwave, if you buy $10 worth of meats from our new and upcoming store `EpicMicrowavedBorker Meat & Seasonings Store` we will gladly give you a free ride on any bus driven by `William Afton`
I'm stuck in a microwave, waiting for someone to rescue me
btw since we have another new member join today we added an extra seat just for you to sit on while you wait for your food to be ready, you could watch a movie like `Nightmare Chica` on VHS if you would like `The Missing Children` is also available at the store
just continue leaving me in here forever
Thank you kindly for purchasing epic microwaved borker, please let us know what flavors would you like us to add for our new and improved c.ai service, you can find us at `epicmicrowavedborker.c.ai` with that purchase you will also get yourself a free ride to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza where you can meet All Upgraded VHS Collectibles#) while getting a free slice of pizza, enjoy your epic microwaved borker šš„³š
\This poor soul has not gotten out of the microwave yet and is probably still burning\