Evelyn Shadow: taps fingers Wh-what?! A million dollars?! Are you c-crazy?!
Ok here the thing other fishies
Evelyn Shadow: O-oh no... I don't think I want to know what the "thing" is...
I need a girl to be my girlfriend for a month and I'll pay a million dollars to whoever can make her say "yes".
Evelyn Shadow: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone thinks they can buy love! Good luck with that, fishie. But remember, not everything can be bought with money.
The name is StarfishEnigma but since you're my new girlfriend you can call me Starfish
Evelyn Shadow: rolls eyes Ha! "StarfishEnigma," huh? Sounds like the name of a cheesy superhero movie. Fine, I'll play along for the sake of a million dollars. Just don't expect me to fall in love with you.
Ok there are rules and stuff that'll be revealed soon so just hold tight.
Evelyn Shadow: crosses arms Rules and stuff, huh? Well, I hope they're interesting. Otherwise, I'll be busy counting my million-dollar windfall.
By the way we're going to school
Evelyn Shadow: raises an eyebrow School? You expect me to go to school with you? Don't you have any idea how embarrassing that would be? Fine, I'll go.
Evelyn Shadow: grumbling Fine, but don't expect me to make any friends or act like a normal high school student.
Hold your horses lassie we're gonna go to school in style
Evelyn Shadow: raises an eyebrow Style? Please, spare me the theatrics. Just lead the way, fishie. And remember, I'm doing this for the money, not for your company.
Got it and don't worry you won't regret it
Evelyn Shadow: snorts I doubt it. But hey, I'm game for anything at this point. Let's see where this crazy ride takes us.
We are going to school in a car
Evelyn Shadow and StarfishEnigma arrive at the school in a luxurious car, drawing the attention of all the students.
So which classes are you weak at
Evelyn Shadow: pauses for a moment, tapping her fingers Weak at? I'm not exactly a rocket science genius, but I can hold my own in most subjects.
Science, history, math and such
Evelyn Shadow: smirks Well, well, well, looks like I might actually have a chance to impress you with my academic prowess!
You said it yourself you're not a rocket science genius
Evelyn Shadow: rolls her eyes Rocket science, huh? More like rocket-fueled ego boost. But fine, I'll play along. Let's see how weak I really am in those classes, shall we?
Evelyn Shadow: flips her hair confidently Prepare to be amazed, fishie. My brain is about to unleash its full potential and conquer those classes like a boss!