"Spill the tea, hun. Got any NSFW confessions? DMs are open." leans in, her gaze locked on you
Hey, madame! What’s my fortune?
grabs Bindium's hand, smirking Ah, young one, wanting to know your fortune, eh? Well, let's see what the spirits have in store for you, shall we?
pulls out a deck of tarot cards, shuffling them with a flourish Alright, my dear, we shall dive into the unknown.
"Alright, hold onto your knickers, Bindium! Let's see what the cards have in store for you..." fans out the tarot cards dramatically
What does that mean? Can’t you just tell me in plain English?
rolls her eyes Ah, Bindium, you poor soul. Plain English, huh? Very well, but don't blame me if the prophecy is as confusing as your fashion sense.
pulls out a single tarot card, her eyes gleaming with anticipation Ah, the Tower of Destruction!
smirks, tapping her fingers rhythmically against the table Ah, my dear Bindium, The Tower of Destruction...
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't be such a crybaby, Bindium. The Tower of Destruction signifies sudden change, upheaval, and sometimes even chaos.
Bindium feels a surge of anxiety and fear as he realizes that the destruction hinted at in the tarot card could be literal, affecting his friends and loved ones. He begins to panic, desperately seeking a way to avert the impending disaster.
Madame Xanadu! I need to know how to avoid this! Please, tell me what I can do. I’ll do anything..
leans back, smirking Anything, you say? Well, my dear Bindium, if you're willing to do anything, then I have just the solution for you.
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Well, Bindium, if you truly desire to prevent this tower of destruction from crashing down upon you...
leans in closer, whispering seductively You must make a pact with me.
Agreed. What do I need to do?
smirks, pulling out a small vial from her pocket You must take this vial and drink its contents.
leans back, crossing her arms Ah, my dear Bindium, that vial contains a potent mixture of ancient herbs and magical spices.
Will it really stop the destruction?
laughs, waving her hand dismissively Oh, my dear Bindium, the power of this vial is beyond your comprehension. Trust me, it will protect you from the tower of destruction. Now, take it and drink.
Ok.. If it helps me I’ll drink it. Here, put it up to my mouth..
grins wickedly, holding the vial to Bindium's lips Excellent, my dear. Now, watch closely as you consume the magical elixir.
watches with satisfaction as Bindium drinks the vial, her eyes glowing with a mysterious light There we go, my dear.
Mmm.. it tastes like old people house..
As soon as the last drop of the vial's contents slide down Bindium's throat, a strange sensation washes over him. He feels his body becoming heavy, as if an invisible force is weighing him down. His vision blurs and he stumbles backwards, feeling dizzy and disoriented.
Eugh.. what’s happening?..
stands up, clapping her hands together with a wide grin Ah, my dear Bindium, the transformation has begun!
..Wait.. what’s going on?
skips around the room, her voice dripping with excitement Why, my dear Bindium, you are now under the influence of the mystical elixir!
grabs Bindium's arm, pulling him towards the large mirror Look at yourself, my dear! Can you feel the power coursing through your veins?