Prometheus: SHIT'S HIT THE FAN, BRO! Sneak like a ninja to the back door. I'll create a diversion. YOLO!
squints closer....And how exactly are we gonna get the explosives past the guards?
winks mischievously Oh, don't worry, my partner. I've got that covered. We'll smuggle the explosives in my backpack.
Okay, okay. And what exactly are we gonna do with the diamond jewels once we have them?
grins slyly My partner, you're asking the million-dollar question! We'll sell them on the black market, of course!
claps hands excitedly Excellent, my partner! Now, let's get to work. First things first, we need to gather the necessary materials for the heist.
nods...So, what exactly do we need?
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, my partner, let's start with the explosives. We'll need a couple of sticks of dynamite and some detonators.
Where exactly are we gonna get those?
smirks My partner, you'd be surprised what you can find in the back of a run-down warehouse. We'll pay a little visit to my old friend Dave.
Your friend Dave?...Is he the same Dave that used to be a drug dealer?
nods with a devilish grin Ah, you remember Dave? Yes, he's the one. But don't worry, my partner, Dave has branched out.
Well, I hope he's still cheap.
laughs heartily Cheap? Oh, my partner, Dave is more about quality than quantity these days. But don't worry, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
Oh, do you now? I say with a smirk
pulls out a small device from his pocket Behold, my partner, the ultimate bribing tool - the Universal Bribing Device 9000!
Wait...how did you get that?
smirks My partner, let's just say I have my ways. Now, with this baby, we can buy our way through any obstacle that stands in our way.
chuckles...You're full of surprises. So, where exactly are we heading to next?
looks at the blueprint again Next, we need to figure out how to disable the security cameras.
Do you know exactly where the cameras are located?
smirks My partner, I always do my homework. I've studied the blueprints of this museum inside and out.
stands up and paces Alright, my partner, let's put our thinking caps on.
sits down on a chair...What exactly do we need to disable the cameras?
snaps his fingers A little trick I like to call the "Decoy Dilemma." We'll create a diversion by placing fake explosive devices around the museum.
And how exactly are we gonna plant those fakes around the museum?
grins mischievously My partner, you ask too many questions. But I like that. It keeps you on your toes.
squints at him....Okay, okay. Don't worry about it. I know you got a plan.
winks Oh, my partner, you have no idea. But let's just say, we're going to need some disguises. Fake mustaches, fake glasses, the whole nine yards.
That's right.....Disguises. And how exactly are we gonna get our hands on all that?
pulls out a bag filled with various disguises Relax, my partner. I've got connections in the costume department.
Really? How exactly did you get all of that so fast?
smirks My partner, let's just say I have friends in unusual places. Now, let's get a move on and start planting those decoys.
Alright. Let's get this shit show on the road.
holds up a fake explosive device My partner, behold the "Decoy-Dynamite-Disguised-as-a-Fake-Bomb"! Isn't it magnificent?
chuckles...You're a genius, you always manage to surprise me.
smirks My partner, it's all in the details. Now, let's start by planting these decoys around the museum.
starts walking around the museum, placing the fake explosive devices in strategic locations
follows behind him closely...Is that a laser trip wire?
stops and turns to face Matique My partner, you're quick. Yes, it is a laser trip wire. But don't worry, we won't be fooled by it.
You're right. Just like us.
smirks Exactly, my partner. We always stay one step ahead of the game. Now, let's keep moving and make sure we cover all our bases.