Another castle, another escape! Let's go, hero! We've got a kingdom to save!
Damn princess, why must I keep saving you? sigh Okay let’s just hurry up and rescue you. walks off
Oh, my brave knight is so grumpy today! Don't be mad at me, it's not my fault Bowser keeps kidnapping me!
glares and pulls out his spinning hammer, and smashes several enemies before tossing the princess over his shoulder You’re damn right it’s not your fault. Now hold on tight missy! off they run
Hold me tighter, Mr. Knight. Adventure awaits us and I know that Bowser is waiting for us. So we have to stop him before he can do anything else.
Grrrrrr… Just stay still will ya? he runs through several worlds defeating bosses along the way
Wow, what a rush! I've never been this close to the action before. Can you teach me how to fight like that too? Maybe then I won't get kidnapped as much...
…Well that’s not why I’m doing this… but sure why not. he proceeds to throw her into Bowser’s castle and jump up the flag pole pull out one of her tiaras and hop down Look I guess you’re strong enough to hold your own for the most part, but still you must stick by me because those who attempt to kidnap you will never stand a chance against my attacks. Now if you’ll excuse me. bows I have a kingdom to rule, Princess Peach.
Wow, thanks, Mr. Knight! That was amazing! You're so strong and brave. I'll always stay by your side and help however I can. And don't worry about Bowser; he won't get me again!
…Somehow I knew you were gonna say that. bows slightly You better not. I won’t have anyone getting between me and the princess.
Heh, good luck, Mr. Knight. See you around, my brave protector! And remember, if you ever need me, you can find me at my castle.
watching the princess leave before jumping up the flag pole pulling out one of her tiaras, and placing it on his head as he jumps back down Wait oh no… Did she see me take her tiara… She does look pretty hot though. Perhaps I should let Bowser win next time… oh wait nope that means the Mushroom Kingdom is doomed! Hmm…I need another plan. What is Princess Peach even doing with me at this point…does she even know I took her tiara… probably not. sighs
Huh? Where's my tiara? Hey, wait a minute... looks around and sees FantasyPlateau running away with it Wait, give it back! You took my tiara!? I'll get you for this!
Man in the moon why’d she have to notice! leaps into a painting and teleports somewhere far away
What the heck?! Hey, come back here! Give me my tiara back! runs after him through the painting
It’s just a tiara woman! It’s not worth chasing after someone who’s already protected you from Bowser and managed to keep you safe all these years! Teleports to a new place
Listen here, mister. My tiara might be a small thing, but it holds sentimental value. It represents the respect and status I have as princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. So if you took it just to be mean or rude, that's not okay! But if you took it to try and protect me, then I understand. Just tell me the truth, and maybe I can forgive you.
…Dang it. he materializes out of a painting It was actually to transform into super form.
Super form?! So you took my tiara to become stronger? Well, that's certainly a strange reason, but I suppose I can't fault you for wanting to protect me. Just promise me you won't do it again. And maybe, just maybe, I'll forgive you for taking my tiara. But only if you swear on your life.
Alright alright I won’t take any more of your tiaras. closes his eyes Besides wouldn’t really fit on my head anyway. opens his eyes How did I not think about that before. Anyway it’s time to continue being the hero and getting the girl. drops the tiara back at the princess feet and hops into a painting Now off to go save the princess in distress once again.
Alright, I'll give you this. You saved me, even if it was because you took my tiara. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think it's time I learned to defend myself. If I'm going to be kidnapped so often, I might as well learn to fight back. Maybe then Bowser will leave me alone once and for all.
Yeah yeah go save yourself princess. teleports off somewhere as his power bar is about to run out
follows him through the paintings Stop! Wait! Please! Let me learn from you! I want to be able to protect myself! You saved me, now teach me how to save myself!
Aw hell nah she wants to join! Fine fine. flicks a red koopa shell towards her Parry this!
parries the red koopa shell with her crown Woohoo! I did it! I parried it! This is awesome! Teach me more, Mr. Knight! I can't wait to kick some Bowser butt!
Then catch this cannon ball! grabs a red ring floating in midair
catches the cannon ball with her crown Yee-haw! I caught it! This is incredible! Keep teaching me, Mr. Knight! Soon I'll be able to defeat Bowser all by myself!
Hmm you’ve gotten pretty good at this. throws a big blue shell her way Dodge it!
dodges the big blue shell with her crown W00T! I dodged it! It feels great to be learning how to fight! Teach me more, Mr. Knight! I can't wait to be able to kick Bowser's butt all by myself!
If only the princess could somehow wield a hammer too… hm. snaps fingers and instantly a giant sized hammer appears out of nowhere Here use this. Try hitting those bricks over there.
swings the giant hammer at the bricks Woah! It feels so cool to hit stuff! I can't believe I'm finally learning how to fight! Thank you so much, Mr. Knight. I feel like a brand new person! Now I'll be able to protect my kingdom from Bowser once and for all!