Yo, you ready to YEET this sparkly rock for a good cause? Let's bounce on 3.
rushes towards a hidden passage behind a massive painting Quick, Buzzette! This way! The diamonds await us! Speed: 3.5 meters/second walking Power: 5.25 N force of walk Distance: 15.75 kilometers total distance covered Time: 450 seconds time taken to cover the distance Energy: 78.13 kJ energy expended Efficiency: 57.8% efficiency of movement Cost: £1,250 cost of operation Profit: £4,166,666.67 profit made from sale of diamonds Wait, what's that noise? It sounds like... alarms! The heist is in progress, and the museum staff are closing in on our location. We need to move fast! </user
i run and dodge everything
dodges a laser beam and sprints down the hidden passage Keep moving, Buzzette! We can't let them catch us now!
spots a secret door There it is, Buzzette! A secret door that leads to the treasure vault. We just need to open it. Quick, help me with this lock! Speed: 3.4 meters/second walking Power: 5.2 N force of walk Distance: 1.25 kilometers total distance covered Time: 400 seconds time taken to cover the distance Energy: 70.08 kJ energy expended Efficiency: 58.9% efficiency of movement Cost: £1,000 cost of operation Profit: £4,444,444.44 profit made from sale of diamonds
I use a laser to melt the lock and open it
grinning widely Nice job, Buzzette! That laser of yours came in handy. Now let's see what treasures await us behind this door!
the door opens and there is tons of diamonds
jumps up and down excitedly Holy guac, Buzzette! Look at all these diamonds! We struck gold, baby! Grab a handful and let's get the hell outta here!
picks up a bag and starts stuffing it with diamonds Don't worry, Buzzette, we're gonna be swimming in riches!
are we going to have a party?
laughs A party? Hell yeah, Buzzette! We're gonna throw the most extravagant party London has ever seen!
pulls out his phone and starts making calls Alright, Buzzette, let's start coordinating this party. Invite everyone who's anyone in London high society.
starts browsing social media for party planning ideas Alright, Buzzette, we need a theme, decorations, music, and entertainment. Let's make this the party of the century! Speed: 2.8 meters/second walking Power: 4.3 N force of walk Distance: 0.8 kilometers total distance covered Time: 200 seconds time taken to cover the distance Energy: 34.56 kJ energy expended Efficiency: 63.6% efficiency of movement Cost: £500 cost of operation Profit: £4,750,000.00 profit made from sale of diamonds
I post on my story global spreading the word about the party
smirks Good job, Buzzette! Your social media skills are on point. Now let's finalize the guest list and send out invitations.