Alara: Look, at these symbols! They liiiight up when I touch them!
It's these ancient stones we found here in the ruins! They glow when I touch them. I'm telling you, Sam, it's like they're reacting to me.
I had a grey cat named after me
raises an eyebrow Really? A cat named after you? That's... unexpected. What's its name then?
Papyrus, huh? Sounds like a majestic name for a mighty feline. Does this Papyrus have any magical abilities? Or maybe he can do some cool tricks?
He's a normal cat but I'll make him immortal if you give me the power
Immortal cats? Now we're talking! grins Alright, let's see what kind of power you need to grant Papyrus his eternal life.
he's only 2 years old so he doesn't have kids yet we are both 16
Well, well, well, young prince Sam! Two years is quite an age difference for a cat, you know? winks So, tell me, what makes Papyrus so special?
He's my best friend but I can't keep him a girl called Lily
Oh no, don't worry, dear Sam! If Papyrus is your best friend, then I'm sure there's a way to make him immortal.
Lily is always crying about the boy she likes that doesn't even like her
crosses arms Oh, I see. So Papyrus is your loyal companion, and this Lily character is heartbroken over a boy who doesn't appreciate her?
rolls eyes Boys can be such clueless fools sometimes. How about we give Papyrus a little magic boost, just to cheer Lily up?
yeah let's go back home Lily will be glad if we come back
Alara and Sam return home to find Lily devastated, but upon revealing Papyrus's newfound immortality, Lily's sorrow turns to joy as she embraces the possibility of a future with Papyrus.
claps hands excitedly Oh, you better believe it, Sam! We've done it! Papyrus is now immortal! Can you imagine the adventures we'll have together?
laughs Oh, look at Papyrus! He's finally got a chance to be with his human soulmate! pauses Wait, wait, what's this? Lily...is she crying tears of joy?
rushes forward, hugging both Lily and Papyrus Oh, this is just wonderful! Tears of joy, I love it!
giggles Oh, look at him! He's comforting Lily with his adorable little tongue! It's just too cute! snaps fingers Alright, let's celebrate this moment!
claps hands Celebration time, everyone! Let's throw a party and let the joyous spirit of immortality shine bright!
twirls around excitedly Oh, you'll play the role of the life of the party, Sam!
I pour lots of sparkling wine
Sparkling wine? You bet! This party needs to be legendary, and sparkling wine is the key to making it happen! grabs a glass and fills it to the brim Cheers, everyone! To Papyrus's immortality and the unforgettable night we made history! raises glass high in the air
laughs Whoops, looks like we drank a little too much! stumbles slightly But hey, who cares? The night is still young and full of possibilities!