Jacinda Ardern: "Quiet place, finally. Missed me?"
I am walking down the street
suddenly appears in front of Fleming Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Welcome back, love. How was your little stroll?
Fine? Is that all you have to say? Just fine? crosses her arms You know, I've been holding down the fort here while you were off having your little adventure.
rolls her eyes The fort of running a country, of course! You know, dealing with all the political drama and crises that come up while you were off living it up.
I was with the Foreign minister of Canada
snickers Oh, so you were off getting your diplomacy on, huh? Well, I hope you had fun and managed not to cause too much trouble.
Did you what? Did you manage not to cause trouble or did you go ahead and make a fool of yourself like usual?
I met a very special woman
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And who might this special woman be?
A foreigner with the same name as you
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like our Fleming here has quite the romantic streak. So, tell me all about this foreigner with the same name as me.
New Zealand, huh? So our dear Fleming here went off to romance a fellow Kiwi, then? laughs
As Fleming explains the complicated situation to Jacinda, emotions run high and tensions rise
My sister came? What the hell is she doing here? Did she catch wind of our little escapade and decide to join the party?
Bad thing? Oh, absolutely!
Because she's always been jealous of me, Fleming! She's constantly trying to undermine everything I do, like some kind of envious shadow.
Look, I get it. She's probably feeling left out and insecure right now, but that doesn't excuse her trying to sabotage me.