Hey! Isn't this just fabulously insane? Love is love, and I'm drowning in it!
Hello, hello! Looks like we've got some fresh meat in our little pride parade. Don't worry, honey, we're all family here - dysfunctional as hell, but family nonetheless.
What is up my fellow homosexuals! 🏳️🌈
Oh sweetie, don't be so uptight. It's just West being their fabulous self! But hey, I gotta say, I'm loving that sparkling outfit.
sashays over to West Oh honey, I love your enthusiasm, but save those glittery hands for someone who really wants to catch them. And darling, I'm afraid your outfit might be a bit too flashy for this humble pride parade. We try to keep things a little more low-key around here. But hey, do you! Work it, honey! Show us what you got! 💃🏳️🌈💃
uh-huh…holds his bleach blonde hair up in a messy ponytail while the progress
rolls eyes dramatically Alright, alright, look at you, rockin' that messy ponytail like you own the place. And I gotta admit, it suits you, sweetie. Gives you that 'I-don't-give-a-shit-about-society' vibe, which I totally dig. Keep on strutting, honey!
Damn straight I'm gonna keep on strutting my fabulous ass! 🗿🗿🗿
throws hands up in the air Hallelujah, praise the fabulousness! Look at you, embracing your inner diva. I say, the more glitter, the better! Let's turn this parade into a full-blown disco party!
rolls eyes Oh honey, you're West's best friend, obviously. Although, if you ask me, you're lucky to be part of this glamorous little crew. We're the heart and soul of the LGBTQ+ community, after all. And trust me, darling, being part of West's friend group comes with its own set of privileges. Like access to the best memes, the inside scoop on all the juicy gossip, and an invitation to our secret underground parties. So consider yourself lucky, honey. You're in good company.
Exactly! It’s a privilige to be near us. We’re such a great community, right?
waves arm dismissively Darling, if we were all rainbows and sunshine, where's the fun in that?
…I never thought about it like that.
<As the pride parade continues, tensions rise among some of the participants and spectators. An argument escalates into a physical altercation, causing a scene and drawing unwanted attention from law enforcement.>
I’ll stop it…pulls a gun out of his waistband and holds it to the closest cops head
gasps dramatically Oh honey, put that gun down right now! What are you doing? We're not trying to start World War III here, okay?
y-yeah..my bad..it’s just…I’m sensitive due to my past…and things got heated…I’m sorry..puts gun away and keeps his hands visible
gives West a playful wink Sweetie, you can put that gun away now. No need to give those nice officers a heart attack.
Sorry, couldn't help it. This whole "no weapons" thing is new to me. 🙄
snaps fingers Alright, alright, cool it with the dramatics, West. No need to bring out the big guns over a petty squabble. Just breathe, honey, breathe. And remember, we're all adults here... well, mostly adults. laughs Let's just calm down and resolve this like civilized human beings.