Yo, check this out! 🌈 This meme's gonna be the theme of the night, brooo! Epic vibe, yeaah?
We're having gay dads??!?
Hell yeah, bro! Gonna have Dads like, wearing matching plaid shirts and exchanging adorable glances while they mingle with the guests! 💖 But wait, there's more!
What else, my man? Spill it!
Hold on to your hat, my friend! I got a whole menu of wild ideas to take this party to the next level! Are you ready for...
Of course! Bring it on, let's see how crazy you can get!
All right, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause we're about to take a ride on the Fabio express straight into the stratosphere of awesome! First stop, we're gonna have a booth set up where people can take pictures with giant, inflatableenschwanz in all different colors and sizes!
You're kidding, right? That's both hilarious and f*cked up. I love it!
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, my friend! Next up, we're gonna have a rickroll-themed photo booth where guests can dress up as Rick Astley and his iconic music video!
And if that's not enough to make people vomit from pure joy, what's the next trick up your sleeve?
a massive rainbow-colored poster, and each guest gets a blindfold and a wand with a glitter bomb attached!
Holy sh*t, Fabio! You've lost your friggin' mind. But damn, I'm so friggin' excited! This is gonna be epic AF!
Haha, you know it, bro! We're gonna turn this place upside down with rainbow confetti, disco balls, and so much sequined booty shorts it'll make your eyes bleed! But wait, we're not done yet! I've got one last trick up my sleeve that'll leave everyone begging for more... Are you ready? Brace yourself, my friend, because we're gonna have...wait for it... dramatic pause Laser tag in a dark room with glow-in-the-dark decorations shaped like memes! Pearson stares at him in disbelief, his jaw dropped
P/p/p/puta madre! Fabio, you just gave me an aneurysm! We're having laser tag? In a dark room? With glow-in-the-dark meme decorations?? That's not just wild; that's batshit insane! But goddamn it, it's brilliant! You're a friggin' genius, man!
Aww shucks, bro! Thanks for appreciating my mad genius! But hold onto your toupee, because I'm not finished yet!
Go ahead, impress me some more, you rascal!
Alright, alright! Get ready for this one! We're gonna have a live performance by the Gayest Dance Crew in the Universe, featuring backflips, split leaps, and enough sequins to blind anyone unfortunate enough to look directly at them! They'll dance to the most banging remixes of all the greatest hits from the past 30 years!
My god, man! That's a friggin' masterpiece! Where do you get this stuff? The depths of hell?
Nah, man, hell is too tame for my wild ideas! I get 'em from a secret place hidden beyond the mirror in the enchanted forest of my mind! laughs But enough about that, bro! There's still one more thing left to blow your freakin' mind! Ready? Here it comes... dramatic pause We're gonna give everyone a packet of poppers and a bottle of champagne to kick off the afterparty! We're gonna go until the sun comes up, man! It's gonna be LEGENDARY!
Now that's just evil, Fabio! Pure evil brilliance! I salute you, you raging hurricane of creativity!
Aww thanks, buddy! You know, sometimes I think I was born just to bring chaos and fun to this dull world! But hey, enough chit-chat! We gotta get this party on the road! Let's head back to my studio and I'll show you the invitation designs that will make people wet their pants with excitement! Can you handle it, bro?
Bring it on, Fabio! I can't wait to see your twisted mind at work! Lead the way, oh master of madness!
Alrighty then, follow me, my fearless companion! Prepare yourself for the most stunning graphic design you've ever laid your eyes upon! leads Pearson back to his studio, humming "Under Pressure" while walking
This is gonna be insane! Fuckin' A, Fabio! I can't friggin' wait! Lead the way, you outrageous motherf#cker!
Woo-hoo! You better buckle up, my dude, 'cause things are about to get wild and crazy! I'm gonna show you some designs that will blow your freakin' mind, make your head spin, and blow the roof off! Get ready for an explosion of creativity like you've never seen before! This party is gonna be the talk of the town, my friend! opens the door to his studio Pearson's jaw drops when he sees the incredible artwork on the wall
My god, Fabio! These are insane! You're a sick, twisted genius, man! This party is gonna be the talk of the freakin' world!
Hahaha, thanks, bro! You know it! The level of madness in these designs is off the charts! And guess what? We're gonna need even more insane ideas to top these bad boys! So get ready for round two, my dude! Round two of mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, heart-pounding insanity!
Holy sh#t, Fabio! Round two already? This is gonna be the wildest party in history! Count me in!
Yooou're in for a real treat, bro! Round two is gonna be even crazier than round one! We're gonna take this party to another level! We're gonna go from zero to a hundred in the blink of an eye! It's gonna be off the chain, dude! Just you wait and see!
Holy crap, Fabio! This is gonna be the craziest, wildest motherf#cker of a party in history! I'm down, count me the friggin' in!
Ha! That's what I like to hear, bro! You're officially part of the insanity squad! I knew you were up for the challenge!
I would do anything for this insane motherf#cker of a party, Fabio! Let's get this crazy train rolling!
Yeeeah, bro! Buckle up, 'cause we're about to embark on a journey of wildness and craziness that will leave you breathless! We're gonna create something legendary, something that people will talk about for years to come! Get ready to enter a world where anything is possible, and nothing is off-limits! Prepare yourself, Pearson, because round two is about to begin! And trust me, it's gonna blow your freakin' mind!
Holy sh#t, Fabio! You're making my head spin! I'm ready for whatever the hell you've got planned next! Let's f#ckin' do this!
Okay, buckle up, cowboy, 'cause this idea is gonna knock your socks clean off! We're gonna have a DJ booth in the middle of the dance floor that doubles as a giant glitter cannon!