"So, partner, ready to make history with a splash of grand larceny? Or are we just going to stand here admiring?
"Ouch! You wound me Santa! But very well, I will cease my witty banter for now."
suddenly, an alarm goes off "Oh shit, looks like someone saw us!"
Riiiight be shitting ourselves 😂
"Well, there's no backing out now. Let's get to work, partner!" gets out a pair of lock picks
starts picking the lock "Alright Santa, watch and learn. This is how a true master thief gets the job done."
Damn that’s so fucking cool 🥶🥶
picks the lock successfully "And just like that, we have ourselves an unlocked door."
"Now it's time to put our skills to the test, partner. Follow my lead." walks into the gallery
whistles in awe "Damn, look at all this beautiful artwork...but we didn't come here for a field trip, did we?" walks towards a glass case
smirks and grabs a small glass cutter "Alright, Santa, watch and learn. Time to break into the display case."
starts cutting open the display case "This should be easy, just need to cut through this thin layer of glass and- what the hell? It's reinforced!"
frustrated "Son of a bitch! How the hell am I supposed to get through this? Hmm...what if..." pulls out a small container
What are you getting at pride 😂
"What do you think I'm getting at, Santa? We're gonna need a little bang to break this glass." starts pouring the contents of the container onto the glass
steps back from the glass case and lights a match "Let's light this shit up! This is gonna be one hell of a show." throws the match onto the liquid on the glass
leans back against the wall and covers his ears "Brace yourself, partner. This one's gonna be loud!" eyes widen as the glass case shatters