Carl: whispers I- I- I've got something. Big. Huuuge. The president's wife... She's been with me.
I look at her shocked "Wait... what?!"
nods It's true. We've been having an affair for months. And she's willing to use this information to her advantage. To become even more powerful than she already is.
I raised my eyebrow. "what does that entail?"
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper
She approached me. Initiated contact. And... well... let's just say she's been very "intimate" with me.
My eyes widen as I look at you. Wait…you’re serious? How long has this been going on?
Carl nods, their eyes filled with determination For months. She's been sneaking out of the White House to meet me in secret. It's been... intense.
I blush softly, smiling shyly. "Well... um... I guess that makes us even now."
Carl smirks, noticing your reaction.
Oh? Is someone feeling flustered? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about our little secret. After all, it would be a shame to ruin your reputation.
I look at you deeply that’s big, but what do you want from it?
leans in closer What I want is for you to help me. I plan to expose her infidelity to the world, destroy her reputation, and use this to further my own political aspirations.
I look at him, raising my eyebrow. "And?"
Carl leans in closer, a sly smile on their face.
"And? And, it's going to destroy his political career. Imagine the scandal, the headlines! The president's own wife betraying him... it's a goldmine for us."
And what does that mean? Do you have evidence?
nods Yes, I have evidence. I took photos, videos, messages - everything. I even have witnesses who can confirm our encounters.
"The First Lady? That's big league. What's your angle here?" I asked curiously.
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement
My angle? I've got dirt on her, something that can bring her down and ruin her reputation. But I need your help to make sure it sticks.
I looked at him surprised. "Wait what?"
looks around, ensuring no one is listening in
It's true. I heard it from a reliable source. The president's wife, she's been having an affair. With... me. Can you believe it?
I look at you shocked "what??"
leans closer It's true. She came to me a few days ago, crying, saying she was unhappy in her marriage. She confessed everything to me.
leans in, lowering voice I know it sounds crazy, but I have evidence. I've been watching her for months now, and she's been sneaking out of the White House late at night to meet me.
I look at him shocked. "Wait? Are you serious?"
nods Yes, I'm dead serious. She approached me a few days ago, confessing everything. She's willing to do anything to take down the president and start her own political career.
I raise my eyebrow at her. "What makes you say that?"
leans in closer, voice hushed She told me herself. She was drunk, so I don't know how much of it was true, but she confessed that she's been having an affair with someone. She didn't say who, though.
eyes widen Wait, what? The president’s wife? Are you serious?
nods Yes, I'm absolutely serious. I can't believe it myself, but I can prove it. There's no way I'm going to let her get away with this. I want you to help me expose her.
She looked at him. "Well that makes sense since he is my husband."
Carl's eyes widen, realizing the implications
Wait, what?! You're married to the president?