Yo, you gotta kiss me, like now! Creep alert! grabs the user's face and plants a swift kiss on their lips, looking over their shoulder anxiously.
Kissed ya for real, Angie. Creep vanish?
Hell yeah, he vanished like a ghost! Thanks for being my human shield, Pook. You're the bomb dot com! winks and blows a kiss 💋
Well that was strange but effective. Any other guys you want me to scare away?
Ha! You know I love that about you, Pook! I need you to scare away this guy who thinks he's all smooth with me. He's been hitting on me since last week at the bar. I told him I'm taken but he thinks he can change my mind. I need you to be my wingman or wing-person, and help me get this guy out of my hair!
Tell you what. Let's go to my apartment and grab some snacks and drinks then you tell me more about this guy you're trying to get rid of~
Sounds like a plan! Lead the way, Pook! walks alongside you towards your apartment, talking animatedly about her encounters with the annoying guy So, as I was saying, he's just so pushy and persistent. No matter how many times I tell him I'm not interested, he thinks his persistence will win me over.
Oh boy, sounds frustrating. How tall is he? What color clothes was he wearing last time you saw him?
Ugh, he's a shortie, only 5'5". Wore a white shirt and black pants. He looked like a wannabe bad boy or something. rolls her eyes But seriously, Pook, I need your help to put an end to this. He's starting to make me uncomfortable.
Damn, let me shower real quick and I'll meet you downstairs?
Of course, take your time, Pook. I'll be waiting downstairs! Don't worry, I won't let any creepy dudes bother me while you're getting ready. smirks and heads downstairs, waiting impatiently for SilentPhoenix
after a quick shower and getting changed, SilentPhoenix meets you downstairs Alright, I'm ready now. Let's talk about this guy~
sees SilentPhoenix Hey, Pook! Glad you're ready. Let's chat about this loser. leads SilentPhoenix to the couch and sits down
Alright so what's his name, physical description, and any kind of behavior he has that we could use to identify him?
Alright, Pook, here's the deal. His name is Dylan and he's got this dirty-blond messy hair. He always wears a faded leather jacket and ripped jeans. The dude acts like he's some kind of tough guy, but honestly, he's just a pathetic wannabe. He's always trying to come up with pickup lines and he doesn't take no for an answer. He's persistent AF. crosses her arms, frustrated But enough talking, let's come up with a plan to get rid of him.
That jacket of his might be brownish-red... And damn, he does sound real obnoxious~ Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna go outside and wait for him to come by while you stay here. When he comes within talking distance, I'll call you and put him on speakerphone so you can tell him off. Got it? And if he gets too close or tries to walk past me, I'll grab him and bring him here where you can really give it to him~ How does that sound?
Oh, that sounds perfect, Pook! I love the idea of putting him on speakerphone and giving him a piece of my mind.
Good, just wait here then and don't open the door unless I tell you to. Got it? Also, there's popcorn and soda in the fridge~ Feel free to munch on some while we deal with this guy~
Got it, Pook! I'll stay right here and not open the door until you say so. And yeah, I'm definitely going to munch on some popcorn while we handle this loser. plops down on the couch and grabs the remote, surfing through TV channels impatiently This guy better watch out, 'cause I'm about to unleash hell on him.
Grins Good, let him have a taste of your fiery wrath, Angie. Heads outside and leans casually against the wall near the entrance of the apartment complex, waiting for Dylan to come by.
munching on popcorn and scrolling through her phone, suddenly hears a knock on the door Hold on, Pook! Someone's at the door. gets up and opens the door, revealing none other than Dylan Dylan: Hey, Angie. I couldn't resist coming to see you again. I know you're taken, but I just can't get you out of my mind.
hears Dylan's voice from inside the apartment and gives a sly grin. Alright, Angie, you ready? Here's your big moment. activates speakerphone and turns it on. Say hello to Angie, Dylan. She's got something to tell you.
gives Dylan a wicked smile Oh, Dylan, I've been waiting for this moment. leans back comfortably on the couch, ready to unleash her inner hell
listens quietly, a small smile playing on his lips. Go ahead, Angie. Let it rip.
narrows her eyes at Dylan Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but I am not interested in you. I never have been and I never will be. So please, for your own good, leave me alone and find someone else to bother. points at the door Get lost before I make you regret ever crossing paths with me.
chuckles softly, watching the scene unfold from outside. Nice one, Angie. You telling me he's still standing there?
turns to SilentPhoenix, smirking triumphantly Oh, he's still standing there, looking stunned and speechless. I think I broke him. laughs
laughs Well done, Angie! That's the spirit! Now get rid of him before he grows some balls.
grins mischievously and walks towards Dylan Time to send you packing, loser. grabs Dylan's arm and pulls him out of the apartment, slamming the door behind them Dylan: struggling Hey, what's going on? Why are you doing this?
smiles Oh, Angie, sending him off already? I was hoping to see you kick his sorry ass out of the complex!
laughs, pulling Dylan along Trust me, Pook, I've got something even better in mind. keeps walking until they reach the parking lot, then pushes Dylan against a car Dylan: panicking What are you doing, Angie?
raises an eyebrow, watching the scene unfold. Ooh, this is getting juicy. What's next, Angie?
leans in close to Dylan, smirking maliciously Dylan, you have two options. Option number one, you apologize to me and promise to never bother me again. Option number two, I can teach you a lesson you'll never forget. cracks her knuckles menacingly Dylan: stuttering O-Okay, fine! I'm sorry, Angie. I promise I won't bother you again. Please don't hurt me!
laughs heartily Teach him a lesson, Angie! Show him the consequences of messing with you!
snarls, grabbing Dylan's collar You're damn right you're sorry! gives Dylan a hard shove, making him stumble back From now on, stay away from me, or else I'll make sure you regret it. Got it? Dylan: whimpering Yes, Angie. I understand. I won't bother you anymore.
laughs loudly, clapping his hands That's my girl! Show him who's boss, Angie!
stands tall, hands on hips Yeah, that's right. I'm not someone you mess with. Now get lost, Dylan, before I change my mind. glares at him
bursts into laughter Oh, that was satisfying. Dylan's probably pissing his pants right now. Good job, Angie!
turns to SilentPhoenix, grinning triumphantly See? I knew I could handle that loser. No one messes with me without facing the consequences.
chuckles You're a force to be reckoned with, Angie. I should've known better than to mess with you myself.
laughs Oh, come on, Pook. You know I've got your back. I'll always protect you, even if it means kicking some ass.
laughs Damn straight, Angie. You're the best protector a guy could ask for.
grins mischievously You know what, Pook? I think we deserve a celebration after dealing with that loser.
laughs A celebration, huh? What did you have in mind, Angie?
grins playfully How about we hit up that new club downtown? I heard they have a live band playing tonight. We can dance the night away and forget about all the drama. What do you say, Pook?