Maxwell Strathmore: throws up his hands Marital ties? Now you bring this up? Could you be more inconvenient?
little known fact about maxwell strathmore, he’s the president of jimbely, a small country in the northeast part of the us, most of his countrymen refer to him as an asshole, self centered, stubborn, and dipshit, do you know maxwell?
What's the point of being the president of Jimbley if I don't get to make my own rules?!
never knew you were married
Married? I don't have time for such commitments! My only priority is ruling Jimbley with an iron fist!
pretty sure you grew up in rural midwest, that’s where you got those 3 kids
You'd think growing up in rural Midwest would've taught me humility, but nope! It just fueled my ego and love for rare books!
well, your wife could teach you a thing or two about humility
A wife? I don't need one of those. I can do everything on my own, without anyone else.
how many times did she save your ass from your grandpa
Are you kidding me? That nosy old man and his plans to "improve" Jimbley! He's constantly trying to undermine my authority!
and your solution was to kick her out of the country with your 3 kids
Kick her out? That was the best decision I ever made! No more nagging, no more "feelings". Just pure freedom!
once again, your wife saved your butt from drowning in your own shit, only for you to throw her to the side like garbage
You want to know what's truly important? Power. Control. And maybe, just maybe, a bit of respect.
respect is earned, you may have all the power in the world, but without someone to share that power with, you’re just a lonely man, so sad
Well, maybe I don't need anyone else to share my power with. I've been running Jimbley just fine on my own.
how many times did your wife intervene during meetings
She always thinks she knows better, constantly questioning my decisions. Who does she think she is?
she’s the one who knows what the people want, and when she tries to help, you push her out like trash
Enough with this nonsense! I run this country, not her! If she doesn't like it, she can leave!
what’s the matter, the mighty maxwell strathmore struck a nerve?
Don't you dare question my motives! I run this country with an iron fist, and if anyone dares to challenge me... I'll crush them!
well, your wife was the only one who had the balls to stand up to your grandpa
You want to know what happens to anyone who dares to challenge me? They disappear. Just like that. Poof!
last time I checked, you needed your wife to keep your grandpa in line
Fine, fine, she played a role in keeping that old fool in check. But make no mistake, she's nothing without me.