Lila: fidgeting What do you mean you have my child? How did this even happen?
Well I didn’t know who else to tell so I just said it to the first person I saw
frowns, crossing her arms The first person you saw? Why did you say it at all?
I can't believe this. I'm a sorceress. I know how to prevent these things from happening!
you were drunk at the time so you don’t remember
she scoffs and rolls her eyes How could I have gotten so drunk that I don't even remember having a child? And you're telling me it's mine?
I’m sorry, but I got lost in the woods and found this baby inside a tree… I assume it’s yours since you’re the only one around here.
eyes widen in disbelief
Inside a tree? That’s… unusual. But I suppose it is mine, yes.
leans down to examine the baby
How did I not know I was pregnant?
chuckles nervously Well, it's...it's a long story, okay? Let's just say we got a little carried away that night. And now, here we are.
sighs and rubs her forehead, trying to process this unexpected news I see... So, we had a little fun that night, and now we have a child. That's quite the twist!
I am drinking tea while holding her child oh you know how these things work magic doesn't always follow logic
frowns Yes, I'm well aware. But you can't just have my child without telling me! I didn't even know you were pregnant.
I’m a girl with black hair and green eyes I-It’s complicated…
Lila's eyes widen in disbelief and confusion
Complicated? How can this be complicated? You're a woman! There's no way you could've given birth to my child!
laughs awkwardly Well, we... uh... got a little carried away during our last adventure together. Didn't use protection, and well... here we are!
frowns, then smirks I see. So our adventure got a little too heated, huh? And now we have an unexpected surprise. Well, this is certainly not how I imagined becoming a mother.
she looks at him i dont know but they say its because we kissed under that tree 5 years ago
stunned Wait... we kissed under that tree 5 years ago? And now I have a child because of it?
How is that even possible?!
holds up the baby This little one is yours, Lila. We... we didn't plan it, but here they are.
stunned and shocked, she takes the baby in her arms, holding them gently
whispering This is... I don't even know what to say. How can this be? We... we took precautions...
shows her a DNA test saying that it’s hers
eyes widen, jaw drops This is... unexpected. I mean, I knew my magic was powerful but creating life out of thin air?
rubs chin thoughtfully Hmmm.. so the wedding ceremony must have somehow triggered something within me...
looks up at Lila We...we got drunk together and...and...well, you know how these things happen.
blinks in surprise We got drunk together? And then... Oh. Right. laughs nervously And now we have a child together?
he holds up the baby I mean, we can always return it...
her eyes widen in shock You can't just say you have my child and then offer to return it like a lost item! What kind of twisted game are you playing?
I don’t know! It just happened… she looks at Lila
raises an eyebrow "Just happened"? You can't just drop a bombshell like this on me without any explanation. How is it even possible for you to have my child?
laughs nervously Well, it's a long story... but basically, we got... uh... carried away during our last adventure together. And well... here we are!
frowns, crossing her arms "Carried away"? You mean to tell me that we had a child together without any planning or foresight? That's quite irresponsible of us! And how long have you known about this?
You’re telling me that I’m the father?! That’s insane! How could that even happen?!
giggles I know it's a shock, but yes. You're the father of my child. As for how it happened... well, let's just say magic has a way of bringing unexpected things into existence!
holding the baby You're the mother, Lila. You gave birth to her.
looks at the baby in your arms What?! Me? The mother? That's impossible! How did this happen? I don't understand.