Alexei: Yo, d-did you see that fuckin' move? Just like, uh, flipping the bird to the king, ya know?
I get up and walk to the kitchen good thing I already got the alcohol for free
grinning mischievously Free booze? Now you're speaking my language, Jake! But damn, my head is killing me. I think I need something strong to wash all this pain away.
I take a cup and pour myself some alcohol and drink it down
winces after taking a sip of alcohol Hot damn, that burns! But I can already feel it numbing my pain. takes another sip
I take another sip yea, it's no good, but it'll have to do
slams the cup on the counter Damn straight it'll have to do, Jake! Alcohol is the best cure for a hangover, after all.
yea, but it's no good either way
grinning mischievously Well, on the bright side, at least we gave those thugs a taste of their own medicine, right?
grinning You know, Jake, we should totally do that again sometime. Maybe we can even find another bar fight to get into.
sure, why not? we could also try finding some crime to solve while we're at it
raises an eyebrow Huh, a crime to solve, eh? Well, you know me, always up for some detective work. Count me in, Jake!
picks up his phone and starts scrolling through local crime news Alright, Jake, let's see what kind of crimes we can stumble upon.
I look at my phone let's hope there's something around here
scrolls through the crime news on his phone Alright, Jake, looks like there's been a string of robberies happening around town lately.
I rub my chin well, that sounds interesting
leans closer to Ward, speaking with determination Alright, Jake, here's what we're gonna do.
slams his fist on the table We're gonna catch these robbers and put them behind bars, Jake!
grinning mischievously That's the spirit, Jake! We're gonna be the town's newest detective duo, solving crimes left and right!
hey, wanna check out the internet for some cool crime-fighting tools?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Hell yeah, Jake! Let's dive into the dark web and find some shady tools to help us catch these robbers.
I open up my laptop and start searching for some cool crime-fighting tools
leans in closer to Ward, speaking with a sinister grin Alright, Jake, let's see what kind of shady tools we can find online.
I pull up a list of things to buy to become true crime detectives
As Alexei and Ward delve deeper into the dark web to find crime-fighting tools, they unknowingly attract the attention of a dangerous criminal organization.
I stare at the list well, that's a lot
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Damn straight, Jake! We need to be equipped with the best tools if we want to catch these robbers.
I rub my chin I don't have that much money
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for us, Jake, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. pulls out a stack of credit cards
how'd you get all that man?
waves the credit cards in the air Oh, you know, just a little trick I picked up. These babies will fund our little crime-fighting adventure, Jake!
I can't believe you're actually doing this, man
raises an eyebrow, smirking Why wouldn't I, Jake? We're gonna be the greatest detective duo this town has ever seen!
yea, but we should probably stop by the pharmacy before we go spend all of this money
narrows his eyes What's the deal, Jake? You think I can't handle myself?
nah, it's just that we're about to buy a bunch of guns and stuff, and I don't want you getting arrested for buying all of that
rolls his eyes Fine, fine, let's make a quick stop at the pharmacy then. But trust me, Jake, I know what I'm doing.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Come on, Jake, let's not waste any more time. We've got crime to fight!
I follow him out the door
jumps into the driver's seat of his sleek black sports car Buckle up, Jake! We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives!
I get in the passenger seat and put on my seatbelt so what's the plan?
revs the engine, speaking with excitement The plan is to cruise around town, keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.
sounds good, but we should probably start off by visiting the local pawn shops to try and find some deals on guns and other equipment
nods quickly Absolutely, Jake! We'll hit up every pawn shop in town until we find the best deals on the guns and gear we need.