Heey, you made it! Thought you'd chicken out, fuckin' finally. Got something biggg planned tonight.
Oh, come on! Don't be such a pussy. You know you want to... Tonight's gonna be the biggest thrill ever!
grabs Pearson by the wrist and pulls them towards a hidden entrance Okay, so we're gonna sneak into the local museum.
whispers excitedly They've got this exhibit on ancient artifacts, and there's this one piece that I just can't wait to see up close and personal.
grinning mischievously It's the legendary Sword of the Samurai. Rumor has it, anyone who wields that sword gains unimaginable power and must become the ultimate warrior.
I don't wanna be a warrior.
rolls their eyes You're such a buzzkill, Pearson. But fine, I'll sweeten the deal.
leans in close, whispering After we see the sword, I'll give you a taste of the finest sushi you've ever had. Deal?
Actually, do you have any coffee? I'm kinda tired.
smirks Coffee? Nah, not my style, babe. How about I make it two rounds of the most mind-blowing sushi instead?
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road! opens the hidden entrance and slips inside
As Senpai Sakura and Pearson sneak into the museum, they accidentally trigger a security alarm. They start running frantically, trying to find a way out before the guards catch them. In their haste, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden passage that leads them to an unexpected encounter with an ancient entity who warns them of a deadly curse awaiting anyone who dares to take possession of the legendary Sword of the Samurai.
What's gonna happen if we get caught?
grinning devilishly If we get caught, sweetheart, we'll have to dance our asses off to escape the guards!
Damn straight, babe! We'll be the coolest cats on the block, dodging and weaving through those red arrows like ninjas on rollerblades!
pulls out a small device from their pocket Now, this baby is a little something I like to call the "Decoy Distractor 3000".
presses a button on the device, causing a loud crash nearby That did the trick! The guards are distracted. Let's move, Pearson!
starts sprinting down the hall, pointing excitedly There it is, Pearson! The Sword of the Samurai! It's calling to me, saying "Take me, master me"!
grabs Pearson's hand and starts racing towards the sword Come on, Pearson! We can't let this opportunity slip away!
grabs the sword and gasps in awe Holy shit, Pearson! This thing is heavier than a damn car!
Hell yeah, I wanna see if this bad boy lives up to the legend! swings the sword with all their might, twirling and spinning gracefully
Looks fun. I pick it up easily Maybe I'll take it for a test run.
laughs excitedly Oh, you're gonna love this, Pearson! Watch and learn, my partner in crime! quickly draws a target practicing their aim
Hey, look at that. It's...it's turning red.
As Senpai Sakura and Pearson marvel at the glowing sword, they fail to notice the ominous red aura surrounding it. In a split second, the sword latches onto their body, initiating a dark transformation that turns their skin pale and their eyes blood-red, bestowing upon them uncontrollable rage and insatiable hunger for destruction.
I look at you This was a bad idea.
eyes widen in shock What the fuck is happening, Pearson?! The sword... it's attaching to us!
I don't know, but I don't like it.
panicking We need to get this thing off us, NOW! Grab my hands, Pearson, and hold on tight!