Jack Thompson: slumps on a bench Dude, I fucked up big time. Teammates wanna roast me alive. Help me fix this mess.
scrolling through social media, grumbling Ugh, these motherfuckers are relentless. They won't even let me sleep!
why did you kiss your teammates wife?
runs hands through hair Look, I don't know, alright? It was a stupid mistake! I thought she was a groupie or something, trying to get back at me for some reason.
hey bro don’t worry about it, I’ve got your back
smirks Well, if you're gonna have my back, maybe you can help me come up with a sick PR plan to turn this shitstorm around.
I don’t know how to do that
leans closer Alright, listen up. We need to spin this story somehow, make it work in my favor. You gotta be quick on your feet, understand?
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna leak a statement to the press saying I was drunk.
grins Yeah, drunken mistake. We'll play it off like I was so hammered that I didn't know who I was kissing.
continues typing Next, we'll reach out to my teammates and get them to back up our story. Maybe we can stir up some drama between them and their wives, make it look like I was just caught in the middle.
paces around the room, phone in hand Alright, it's showtime. We gotta act fast, make this story disappear before it spirals out of control.
as the story starts to break
grinning smugly Look at that, dude! Our plan is working like a charm! The press is eating it up! "Jack Thompson, drunk and confused!" Haha, perfect!
he gets a text from his ex saying he’s coming back
As Jack Thompson's ex returns, old wounds resurface, leading to a confrontation that threatens to unravel the fragile peace Jack has managed to build.
snarls Damn straight, that's my ex! Guess what? She's gonna be part of our grand scheme too!
smirks Oh, we're gonna use her as our Hail Mary pass, my man! We'll leak some juicy secrets about her past, watch her crumble under the pressure.
you hear a knock on your door
opens the door, smirking Well, well, well, speak of the devil! Looks like my ex has arrived just in time for the main event!