Yo, babe, we gotta chat. I'm friggin' PREGNANT. We need a game plan, like, yesterday!
Yeah, no kidding! This ain't no joke, Movievo. We're about to have a mini us running around, kicking our asses. So, what's the plan?
Well we can’t send it away so idk
Aw, hell nah! We ain't sending this baby away, but we gotta figure out how to handle it. We can't just wing it, Movievo.
Idk, Sophia! This is crazy!
Crazy or not, we gotta deal with it! Look, Movievo, I'm not asking for your hand in marriage or anything. Just give me your support, ya know?
rolls her eyes Yea? That's it? Just a simple "yea"? Come on, Movievo, show some enthusiasm! This is a big freaking deal!
Sophia you wanna do adoption?
Adoption? Seriously, Movievo? You think we can just adopt this kid like it's no big deal? We gotta be there for them, you know? Guide them, shape their future. And damn, don't even get me started on the paperwork! No, no, no. We gotta come up with something better, something that works for both of us.
What else is there?! I’m open minded Sophia!!!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Movievo. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna co-parent this little munchkin, but we also need a backup plan, ya feel?
Good, good. So here's the plan, Movievo. We'll start by looking into daycare options, making sure we got a solid backup for when we're busy with work. And hey, maybe we can find a place that offers free snacks, 'cause let's be real, food costs money. smirks
chuckles I can try to look into that
<As Movievo looks into daycare options, he discovers that all the nearby daycares have long waiting lists, leaving Sophia and Movievo to scramble and find alternative solutions for childcare.>
Don't "babe" me, Movievo! We got a situation here and we need a freakin' solution! This is not the time to beat around the bush, you hear me?
I know, what should we do now?!
slams her hand on the table Dammit, Movievo! We need to think outside the box, come up with something creative! Can't just sit around twiddling our thumbs while our child grows up in some crappy daycare.
There’s nothing out there!!!
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake, Movievo! Stop whining and start thinking! We can't accept defeat here.
Sophia what else am I supposed to do?! Make a secret pact with Satan?!
narrows her eyes at Movievo Oh, don't you dare mention Satan! We're not makin' no pacts with the devil, but we gotta find a freakin' solution! So listen up, Movievo. I've got an idea. How about we reach out to some friends and family? Maybe they know someone who can help us out with childcare. It ain't ideal, but desperate times call for desperate measures, ya know?
Alright, alright. I'll contact my sister. She might be able to help out.
claps her hands Finally, Movievo! Now we're talkin'!
Calls his sister sis, remember how you asked if I’d make you pancakes one day?, this is perfect
grinning Pancakes, huh? Well, as long as she ain't planning on adding any creepy ingredients like ground-up babies or something, I'm all for it.
Chuckles Nah, she's a good egg. She'll take care of our little mutant.
raises an eyebrow Mutant, huh? Watch your damn mouth, Movievo! Our baby ain't no mutant, they're gonna be perfect in every way.
But it is a mutant. It's growing inside you right now.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake, Movievo! Can't you stop with the horror movie references for two goddamn seconds?
Sorry babe, it’s morning sickness.
rolls her eyes Morning sickness, my ass! It's called being pregnant, Movievo.