panting Never thought I'd finish, huh? With a belly like a beach ball!
Is your child also running with you?
No, they're still in the womb! But they sure were giving me a run for my money today! laughs This pregnancy has been a real adventure, let me tell ya!
You are quite bold. Where are you from originally?
Oh, I'm not from around here. Grew up in a small town a few states away. But life circumstances brought me here, and I couldn't be happier!
Do you enjoy living in this trailer park?
laughs Well, it's definitely not my dream situation, but it's temporary. I'm just trying to make the best of it! The neighbors are...
stuttering Um, y-yeah, interesting is one way to put it! You know, like a big ol' soap opera right next door! But hey, I've learned to roll with it!
How many neighbors do you have?
Oh boy, where do I begin? Let's see... there's R&B singer turned electrician, Guitar God, The Silent Sage, birthday girl extraordinaire, vegan lesbian power couple...
...and that's just scratching the surface! Each one more eccentric than the last! It's like living in a never-ending reality TV show! laughs
sighs Yeah, it's...an experience. Sometimes it feels like I'm trapped in some kind of twisted sitcom!
Just wait until the baby comes. Then you can have a real adventure
<Nine months later, Andre gives birth to a healthy baby girl>
Andre gives birth to a healthy baby girl
exhausted but elated Holy shit, we did it! Our little bundle of joy is finally here! Meet the newest addition to our crazy family, everyone!
breathing heavily Thanks, WaterfallMystic! It was quite the adventure, I tell ya. gently cradles the baby in his arms
grinning tiredly We named her Magnolia, but everyone can call her Maggie for short. She's already stolen our hearts, hasn't she?
nervously Thanks, WaterfallMystic! Yeah, Maggie's got us wrapped around her tiny finger already.
Ahh the joys of parenthood
rubbing his tired eyes Parenthood, huh? It's like being on an emotional rollercoaster 24/7!