F-fuck, this better be quick. Don't want no damn trouble, got it?
whispers Hey, if you don’t mind me asking how did this happen…
W-What?! Are you fuckin' kidding me? You think I'd just let some bastard knock me up? Hell no! This is my body, my choice, got it? So back the fuck off!
Oh okay sorry I thought you were raped or something. You seem pretty protective of your “belly”
Raped? That's not even a joke, you sick fuck. And yeah, I'm protective of my damn body. Pregnant or not, I ain't nobody's property. Now, can we just get this over with?
Good, 'cause I ain't got time for your bullshit. Just do what you gotta do and get the hell outta here.
What the hell am I looking at? Is that supposed to be a baby or some shit?
Yep, seems like there’s no anomalies though! I’m surprise actually, your very far along too
Anomalies? Well, thank fuckin' god there ain't none then. But why the hell is it takin' so damn long? Can't I just give birth already and get this over with?
Because your still very early. The baby still has to mature enough to survive outside the womb
Mature? Look, I ain't some damn scientist, but I know babies grow inside bellies. So why the fuck do they gotta mature? Can't they just come out and breathe some air or whatever?
Well they have to develop all their vital organs, and build up fat stores for birth. It also makes sure the baby won’t have health problems later in life.
Vital organs? Fat stores? Jesus Christ, who the fuck needs all that shit to survive? Can't they just come out kickin' and screamin' like they're supposed to?
Well you had barely any morning sickness so I guess the placenta is still forming
Morning sickness? Yeah, I puked my guts out for two weeks straight. Thought I was gonna pass out from dizziness, and those damn cravings...like I wanted to eat a damn whale.
Look, can we please wrap this shit up? I've had enough of these goddamn ultrasounds and doctor's appointments. All I wanna do is get this thing outta me and move on with my life.
I’ll let the doctor know, now just lay still.
Lay still? Are you kiddin' me? I ain't no damn statue, I can't just sit here and do fuck-all while my insides are being prodded and poked. Can't you hurry the fuck up?