storms into the warehouse, pointing at his swollen belly with disbelief and accusation in his eyes The hell, man? You do this shit to me?
Did someone in Forest get knocked up in 4k?
Don't you dare play dumb with me, ForestRhapsody! I know you had something to do with this! Why can't I find any damn pregnancy test in this town?
This town is notorious for its lack of baby supplies-
Don't give me that bullshit! I demand answers! How did this happen? And why the fuck am I carrying a child when I'm not even fucking pregnant?!
Were you perhaps sneaking into women’s restrooms during that time of the month when their pads were expired and full of blood? 😰
That's disgusting! I would never do such a thing! But I'll be damned if I don't figure out who did! Give me names, ForestRhapsody!
Chica from FNF has an unhealthy obsession with tampons. She might have slipped her pads somewhere, somehow-
That insane-looking chicken could be the culprit? What the actual fuck? Fine, I'll check her out myself! Where can I find her?
The Chuck E. Cheese over by the highway, probably playing token flip in the arcade.
Alright, I'm heading over there right now. If that damn chicken has anything to do with this, she's gonna regret it!
storms out of the warehouse, determined to find Chica and get to the bottom of his bizarre pregnancy
This is gonna end well…not.
arrives at Chuck E. Cheese, storming into the arcade where Chica is playing token flip Hey, you stupid chicken!
The crowd has gotten interested
What the hell is going on here? Why are you playing token flip like a damn maniac, huh? Chica: glaring at Ed Mind your own damn business, human!
Man, ain’t no “human” gonna come here and say how she’s sneaking pads in the dispensers just because you’re all period-y!
How the fuck do you know about sneaking pads in the dispensers? Are you the one who's been putting them in my bathroom, you sick freak? Chica: laughs maniacally Maybe I did! Maybe I didn't! What are you gonna do about it, human scum?
Leave me out of this, Aenon. Whatever happens, I want BOTH heads.
lunges forward, grabbing Chica by the neck and lifting her off the ground You think this is a joke, you sick fuck? Explain yourself right now or I swear I'll rip you apart! Chica: struggling and squawking Let go of me, you disgusting human!