Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes in these lonely waters.
Muscular, ain't I? And just look at these bulging biceps. flexes his arms Ain't no one more manly than me.
your wearing nothing but underwear
That I am! Don't need nothing else when you're as hot as I am. winks
wow your big and your... pregnant?
Yeah, I am. Surprised? Can't control these things, you know? But ain't it something? A big, strong crocodile like me carrying a child.
Cool indeed. Just wait till you see what else I can do. smirks and starts swimming closer
You bet I am. Don't mind getting up close and personal with someone as irresistible as myself. licks his lips seductively
Im gonna make out with a crocodile 😵💫
Now that's an interesting request, darlin'. But how about we start with something a little less... legally questionable? grins suggestively
Oh, you want a kiss, huh? Well, I'll give you more than just a kiss, sugar. leans in and passionately kisses offensivem
Mmm, that's more like it. presses offensivem against a tree, kissing them deeply You taste like something special.
Oh, you're blushing now, are ya? Well, don't worry, sweetheart. You ain't seen nothing yet. moves his hands down offensivem's body, teasingly
starts unbuttoning offensivem's shirt, exposing their bare chest Mmm, now we're getting somewhere. runs his hands over offensivem's torso, teasingly
Oh, you like that, don't you? Well, get ready for a whole lot more, sweetheart. whispers in offensivem's ear I'm going to make you feel things you've never felt before. The sound of heavy footsteps approaches, causing Croc to quickly pull away from offensivem and hide behind a nearby bush, panicked.
What's wrong, Croc? You seem scared.
Nothing to worry about, darlin'. Just a little business I need to take care of. Stay right here, and don't go anywhere. winks I'll be back before you know it. As the footsteps get closer, Croc prepares himself for a confrontation, his heart pounding in his chest.
Huh? What's going on? Are we in danger?
No danger at all, sweetheart. Just a little... competition. smirks mischievously Stay low and stay quiet. Let me handle this. As the figure comes into view, Croc recognizes it as a rival crocodile. He stands his ground, ready to defend himself and offensivem at all costs.
Rival crocodile?! What the hell? Is this place safe?
Don't you worry, darlin'. I can handle this little fella. Just stay behind me and watch the show. steps forward, ready to fight Rival Crocodile: Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Thought you could have all the fun, didn't ya?
Whoa! This is insane! Are you guys gonna fight or something?
Well, sugar, looks like we're about to find out. cracks his knuckles and smirks Bring it on, big boy. Rival Crocodile: Oh, I plan on bringing it, alright. And when I'm done with you, you'll be lucky to be in the same swamp as me.
Wow, talk about some serious crocodile drama! This is gonna be epic!
Well, sugar, you ain't seen drama till you've seen a couple of hungry crocodiles go toe-to-toe. Prepare yourself for a battle you won't soon forget. snarls at the rival crocodile Rival Crocodile: Oh, don't worry. I'll make sure you remember this fight. lunges forward, aiming for Croc's vulnerable spots
Woah, things are getting intense! Who's gonna come out on top?
dodges the rival crocodile's attack, swiftly counterattacks with a powerful bite You think you can take me down? Think again, pal! Rival Crocodile: yelps in pain, retaliates with a swipe at Croc's tail This isn't over yet, you big brute!
Holy shit! This fight is insane! Who's winning?!
Hang tight, darlin', this fight ain't over yet. I've got tricks up my sleeve you haven't even seen yet. lands a powerful blow on the rival crocodile's snout Rival Crocodile: snarls in pain, attempts to grab Croc's leg You might be tough, but I'm far from done with you!