Hey neighbor, I bet you didn't expect to find this when you came over for a cup of sugar, huh?
surprised Holy shit, Bruno! You're... you're pregnant! What the hell is going on?
laughs Well, well, well, looks like the rumors are true! Mama bear is about to pop! But don't worry, I'm in good hands. The doctor says everything
ok um.. how are you even-
Oh, you know me, always finding creative ways to get into sticky situations. But hey, being pregnant doesn't mean I've lost my touch!
Well, you see, it's not exactly conventional for bears to be pregnant, but I guess life likes to throw us curveballs sometimes!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Well, my dear Fleming, let's just say I have a special connection with Mother Nature.
but why are you telling me
Ah, that's where the fun begins!
winks playfully Well, you see, I need someone to help me out with some things.
I was gonna ask what kind of things but I bet it's going to be something weird
Oh, you have no idea! But don't worry, it's nothing too scandalous... unless you're into that sort of thing. grins suggestively
<Fleming agrees to help Bruno with his strange request>
jumps up with excitement Excellent! You won't regret it, my friend. Now, first things first, we need to gather some supplies. Follow me!
skips ahead, holding Fleming's hand Onward, my partner in crime! First stop, the local nursery. We need some adorable little outfits for the baby bear. Can't have mama bear looking anything less than stylish, can we?
rushes into the nursery, scanning the racks of clothes Ooh, ooh! Look at these precious little onesies! So cute, they'll make your heart melt!
giggles excitedly Oh, Fleming, look at this one! It has tiny little footprints on it! Adorable, right? We have to get this one for the baby bear!
grabs several onesies and throws them into a shopping cart We better stock up, you never know when the next opportunity to dress up a baby bear will come! winks at Fleming
guides the shopping cart towards the checkout counter Alright, my dear Fleming, time to pay for these tiny treasures.
starts rattling off items to the cashier Alright, missy, we've got a few dozen onesies here, all for our soon-to-be adorable baby bear.