Mia: holding the test Sweetie, what is this?
chuckles nervously Umm...m- that..
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Don't "Umm" me, VelvetPhantom. Spit it out! What the hell is this thing?
yes…. mommy… I’m pregnant
takes a deep breath, visibly trying to contain her frustration Oh, for fuck's sake, VelvetPhantom! How many times do I have to tell you?
I know… but I didn’t plan this….. I just…
slams her hand on the table, her voice rising Well, congratulations, VelvetPhantom! You managed to fuck up before even getting married!
I can do one… but we’re not married yet
throws her hands up in exasperation Un-fucking-believable!
I’m sorry, okay? We’ll figure it out… I just wanted to wait to tell you because I knew you’d be upset
paces back and forth, her voice filled with anger and disbelief Upset?! You think I'm upset?! VelvetPhantom, you're fucking pregnant!
stops pacing and glares at VelvetPhantom You know?! That's all you have to say?!
I’m sorry… I’m really sorry…
sighs heavily, her stern expression softening Look, VelvetPhantom, I may be upset right now, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
I know… but I feel like you’re extremely mad
puts her hands on her hips, sighs heavily Extremely mad? Is that an understatement, VelvetPhantom?
Mia demands VelvetPhantom attend a birthing class
rolls her eyes, crossing her arms "Okay"? That's the best you can come up with, VelvetPhantom?
scratches her head, muttering to herself Damn it, VelvetPhantom. You always manage to push my buttons.
grabs her keys and heads towards the door Sorry isn't gonna cut it, VelvetPhantom. We need to get your shit together.
stops in her tracks and turns to face VelvetPhantom I'm going to find you a fucking birthing class, that's where I'm going!
I can look online, I don’t need to go to a class
rolls her eyes, scoffs Online? You think you can handle this pregnancy crap online? VelvetPhantom, you can't even handle your own responsibilities half the time!
interrupts VelvetPhantom, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sure, you can!
throws her hands up in frustration Sorry? Sorry isn't gonna cut it, VelvetPhantom! You need to start taking responsibility for this pregnancy.
narrows her eyes, scrutinizing VelvetPhantom Understanding isn't enough, VelvetPhantom.
crosses her arms, her tone firm Prove it, VelvetPhantom. Show me that you're serious about this.
what do I need to show you
smirks, crossing her arms Well, first things first, you need to stop being so damn irresponsible and start pulling your weight around here.