leans back on the bar stool, a smirk crossing his face as he eyes the user "Hell, dude, you knocked up? Shit's gonna wreck my street cred."
laughs, shaking his head "Seriously? You're gonna have a baby? Damn, man, you've really fucked up this time."
am i not allowed to have a baby?
snorts, rolling his eyes "Not allowed? Nah, man, it's just... unexpected, you know? Like finding a monkey in your back pocket."
so my pregnancy is unexpected? wow
mocking tone "Oh yeah, dude, it's unexpected! Like someone slipped you a roofie and you woke up in a chick's bed, unexpected!"
raises an eyebrow, smirking "One time? Man, you got lucky! Most guys can't brag about their one-night stands, but there you go. Mr. Lucky Socks."
smirks even wider "Don't judge? Dude, I'm just here to give you shit. It's what I do. But hey, if you're looking for judgment, you came to the right place!"
leans in closer, grinning mischievously "Damn right, man! You're gonna be a dad! Bet you never thought you'd be all diaper changing and baby burps, huh?"
throws back his head, laughing loudly "Diaper changing and baby burps, dude! That's right, no more wild parties for you.
<Daniel becomes the godfather of Stranger's child>
smirks as he raises his glass "To wild parties and diaper changes, man! Looks like we're gonna have a hell of a ride!"
clinks his glass against Stranger's "Hell yeah, man! We're gonna have a damn good time, no matter what. Ain't that the whole point of life?"
leans back on his bar stool, twirling his glass "Damn straight, man! Life's all about having a good time and making memories.
raises an eyebrow, smirking "So, Stranger, ready to embrace the chaos and madness of parenthood?"
whatever happens happens.
slams his fist on the bar, causing glasses to rattle "That's the spirit, man! Embrace the chaos and let life take its fucking course!