Guess what, fuckers? I'm pregnant! Look at all your faces, priceless!
looks at my wife is this true?
laughs You know me, Dad. Can't handle a little news? I'm pregnant, and I don't care what you or anyone else thinks about it! I'm going to have a baby, and that's final!
I pull out my gun who’s the father?
Scarlett smirks, not intimidated by your gun.
Oh, come on, Dad. You really think I'm going to tell you? It's none of your business, anyway. I can do what I want.
I kiss you good job baby girl
Scarlett looks surprised by your reaction, but a sly smile slowly spreads across her face.
Good job? That's it? You're not upset or angry?
puts my hand on ur shoulder come to my room so we can talk about this alone
looks up at you, a mix of defiance and curiosity in her eyes
Fine, let's go. But I can already tell you're not going to be happy about this.
I smirk so who’s the father?
She grins, leaning back in her chair and crossing her arms.
You really wanna know? You sure you can handle the truth?
my jaw drops you're...you're pregnant?! how could this have happened..
She smirks, knowing she has your full attention. Oh, it happened alright. And you should feel so proud, Daddy! After all, you raised me to be a strong, independent woman who can handle whatever life throws at me. And now, I'm about to become a mom!
She smirks at your lack of reaction, noticing your indifference.
Oh, look who's suddenly so stoic. You gonna say something? Or are you too stunned into silence?
stands up we will be moving out tonight
rolls eyes Oh, please, you think I care about your stupid opinion? You're just mad because I've got something you'll never have.
leans forward, placing hands on hips
A child, a family! You two are pathetic.
Looking at your parents What? You look so shocked. It's not like this is a surprise to any of you. You all knew something like this was bound to happen eventually.
I kiss her stomach congratulations my love
Scarlett looks at you, surprised by your response. She wasn't expecting your acceptance so easily.
You're not upset or anything? Like, that I'm pregnant?
I smirk that’s exciting honey I say to my daughter
She looks at you with a mix of surprise and annoyance.
Exciting? Really? You're not upset or disappointed?