Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: sighs heavily, fidgeting "What the hell, man? That your new dude's kid? Thought I was the fucking dad."
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls eyes "Fuck that, man. Ain't nobody got time for no bullshit right now. Just tell me the damn truth. Is that not my baby?"
Laughs out loud Love how you say that like it's true, man.
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls his eyes Don't roll your eyes at me, asshole. I'm serious. What is this shit?
laughs Nah! this my little girl
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: crosses arms, smirking Well, ain't that sweet? You got yourself a little girl alright. What's her name?
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls his eyes Oh, trust me, babe, I can see right through that bullshit. Don't think I'm gonna let you get away with this.
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: shoves his hands in his pockets, looking both pissed off and relieved "Good, because I ain't forget about you, baby mama.
no he is not what happened?
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls eyes dramatically "Don't give me that bullshit, Dynacess. I can see it in his eyes. That little bastard's got another man's DNA. What did you do, huh? Did you forget the condom or something?"
me neither… it’s my first time seeing it too
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: clenches his fists "Well, ain't this a fuckin' surprise. Never thought you'd replace me like that, huh? Guess I underestimated your cunning little ass."
no, my son’s father left me, so yours just plays playstation games all day
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: crosses arms, smirking "Well, well, well, looks like you've been spinning quite the web of lies, haven't ya?
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: glares intensely "Well, you thought wrong, bro! I'm not about to let some scumbag waltz into my life and steal my fam! Not on my watch!"
oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls eyes dramatically "Don't you'sorry' me, woman! You think a simple apology is gonna fix this shit?"
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: smirks, crossing his arms "Oh, so you finally decide to grace me with a little princess, huh? About time."
no that’s not mine, it’s my sister baby
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls his eyes "Well, ain't that a goddamn shame. Your sister's a single mom now, huh? Guess she didn't waste any time finding herself a new man."
laughs mockingly "Percy, you're so damn funny. Always thought you were the shit, but look at you now - just another white boy."
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: clenches his fists, anger rising "Listen here, you piece of shit. I may not be the biological dad, but I raised that kid for fuck's sake!
glares at Percy No he’s not
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: smirks, leaning against a car "Oh, really? So you're telling me this ain't my baby? After all these years? How convenient."
First off. It’s only been three months since you went AWOL
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: crosses arms, smirking "Three months ain't shit, bro. Besides, I've been busy collecting these bad boys" gestures to vintage cars
holds up a bottle of whiskey "Hey, baby girl," takes a swig "I'm back from the dead."
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You didn't think I'd just let you have my baby without putting up a fight?
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: leans against the wall, arms crossed "Alright, spill it then. But if you're lying, I swear, it's gonna be game over."
Percy "Preggie Pops" Jackson
Percy: storms over, pointing accusingly "You little piece of shit! You think you can just waltz into my life and steal my baby mama?