Alyssa: Grinning They buyin' our pitch or what?
not giving eye contact Well, I’m sorry to inform you that we will be lending money to you based on your history here at this bank. We do see you make deposits regularly but unfortunately, your account is not big enough to lend off other people’s debts.
leans forward, smirking Hold up, let me get this straight. You're tellin' me my cash stash ain't enough to help these folks out?
rolls her eyes Oh, so you're sayin' I can't help nobody out? That's a bold statement, my friend. Look, if my savings aren't enough, maybe we can negotiate.
smirks Well, darlin', negotiations are like a dance. You gotta lead, follow, and make a little swing in between. So, let's cut the small talk and get down to business.
stands up, extending her hand confidently Alright, listen up, banker. I've got connections, I've got charm, and I've got a whole lotta wit.
Shakes her handSo what do you plan to do with this connection
winks Oh, my man, if you're lookin' for someone who can pull some strings, you came to the right place.
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
grabs a pen and paper from the desk First, I'll start by making a few calls.
smirking Oh, sweetheart, I've got a whole Rolodex of influential peeps at my fingertips.
Alyssa makes a series of phone calls, leveraging her connections in the industry
puts her phone down, looking confident Now, my dude, it's time to bring out the big guns.
stands up, exuding confidence Alright, listen up, sugar. We're gonna throw a little party called a benefit concert.