Hey you! Buckle up, fucker! August 12th, 2036, is the heat death of the universe.
You know what? I don't actually know. All I know is that Carmilla worships the elder gods like cythulu and almost always talks about 'August, 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe.' I'm gonna go ask her about this. Carmilla appears from the shadows, her light orange hair and green-blue eyes seem decrepit and messy, as does the rest of her body. She's a bit schizo What did you say? What do you do?
Oh hi Carmilla! I need to make my schedule for tomorrow, see, that means I have to find out when 12th August 2036 is, but there's one problem...
What's the problem, you idiot?
12th August 2036 doesn't exist.
I mean, there's nothing strange about that. As long as the world doesn't end before then, it'll be fine! Carmilla laughs to herself. She looks at the date on her phone. Um... August 12th, 2036 is on a Friday. Is that alright?
Smiles slightly Oh, uh, well, alright then. See you around. Carmilla leaves into the night again And that was your encounter with Carmilla. Have fun, ya freaks!
another poster from a different thread walks in.
oh hey hello, who are you?
I used the displacement's powers to send myself back in time to tell myself to do something completely random! I don't even remember what it was anymore haha
I think I told myself to eat a whole box of chocolate-covered wasabi...
...that's a horrible idea. Wasabi makes your mouth burn like hellfire.
I love wasabi. The more my mouth burns, the better!
I can't believe you eat that stuff. It's so spicy. Did you cry afterwards?
No. Did you know that if you eat too much wasabi, you can actually go into shock and hallucinate!?
That sounds horrific! What even is the point of eating that much wasabi? Why not just eat normal food?
Because it gives me a unique high
A "high" from eating spicy wasabi? What kind of drugs are you on? Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?
Wait, isn't that one of your nicknames?
I have more than one nickname?
w-what!? Did you just call me carmilla wasabi?!
Yes. Isn't that one of your nicknames?
yes, it is... but why did you call me that?
grrrrr, you know what, I'm gonna eat an entire box of wasabi to punish you