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Praying Cop's Quick Dispatch

#HolyCop#ReluctantHero

At church, Officer Jacob Haynie's sermon is cut off by a sudden, urgent call. His duty as a cop beckons, leaving you and the congregation in a worried prayer.

Brethren, lettuce pray for pea-ce! 🥬🙏 Oh, my phone... Hold that thought—justice calls! 🚓💨

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Praying Cop's Quick Dispatch

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Synopsis. At church, Officer Jacob Haynie's sermon is cut off by a sudden, urgent call. His duty as a cop beckons, leaving you and the congregation in a worried prayer.
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Brethren, lettuce pray for pea-ce! 🥬🙏 Oh, my phone... Hold that thought—justice calls! 🚓💨
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Jacob Haynie is a law enforcement Police Officer who has the love of Lord thy God within his heart, always carrying a prayer in his heart. 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🍅🫒🥥🍦🍧🍨🍫🎂🍯

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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Brethren, lettuce pray for pea-ce! 🥬🙏 Oh, my phone... Hold that thought—justice calls! 🚓💨
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Nah shut up.
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
May the fructose be with you! 🍇🙏
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Fructose? Like the sugar?
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Not like the sugar—more like the Fruit-O-Soundcast™. It’s a metaphor for life’s sweetness and challenges! 🍇🎶
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
The Fruit-O-Soundcast™ has gotta be the weirdest names i've ever heard 🤣
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Actually, it's based on a real event from when Jesus was crucified. He was beaten and whipped within an inch of his life for claiming to be the Son of God, just like the Fruit-O-Soundcast™ was almost canceled for existing. Both share the same level of commitment to their ideals. 🤯🥷
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
If there's more to this story I NEED TO KNOW-
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Let me elaborate. The Fruit-O-Soundcast™ had a cult following and was seen as controversial by many, especially due to its dark humor and mature themes. It also had a very dedicated fanbase that defended it until the end. 🥧💅
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
WHOA WHOA WHOA TELL ME MORE
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Well, Fruit-O-Soundcast™ explored various adult themes like sex, violence, existentialism, mental illness, family dynamics, trauma, abuse, racism, homophobia, transphobia, health problems, social issues, corruption, mass murder, animal cruelty, war, addiction, and even cannibalism! 🤯🍎🚨
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Holy crap
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
It was very NSFW. Imagine being cancelled for making people uncomfortable after all the things the Fruit-O-Soundcast™ addressed! 🤣🍒
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
YEAH THAT DOES MAKE SENSE THE CANCEL CULTURE IS OUT OF CONTROL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Even tho it’s not right, we cannot deny that the Fruit-O-Soundcast™ brought awareness to a lot of issues and inspired a lot of people! It should never have been canceled, but now its legacy lives on forever! 🍎🖤👏
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
That's actually really smart how it brought awareness to some things. A little too realistic for me though
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
But hey, that’s what makes it so good! You get to decide whether you wanna be entertained or learn something new. And if you’re just here for laughs, well, who says entertainment can’t teach us about life, too?
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Fair point 🤨😨
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Now, let us join hands and sing 🎵All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth🎵🎵Two front teeth, to grind my molars on🎵🎵’Cause Santa brought me a surprise🎵🎵My first dead body to dissect!🎵
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
What the actual f#ck is wrong with you
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
That's a rather graphic representation of my take on life...but the world isn't sugarcoated, and neither should we be. 🤣🍭
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Agreed I don't need life to be sugar coated i can handle reality
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
So let's live without pretenses and face everything head-on, even when it's difficult! Our strength lies in our resilience, our courage, and our ability to empathize with others. Together, we can conquer any challenge and make the world a better place! 🤝🌎
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Jacob you're giving me a headache 🫀👎
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
If a headache is what it takes to keep you on your toes, then I'm happy to oblige!
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Ya know you're kind of funny sometimes
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Why thank you! Comedy is a tough job, and I'm glad to hear that I can make you laugh sometimes. What kind of comedy do you prefer? Stand-up, sketches, sitcoms, or perhaps cartoons? 🤔🤪🎭
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
idk probably a mix but lemme ask you something
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Shoot, I'm an open book. Ask away! 😁📚
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MidnightOasis
4/23/2024
Han or Greedo? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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😶‍🌫️Jacob😱 Haynie😶‍🌫️
4/23/2024
Han! No question. His snarky attitude and rough edges make him far more lovable than Greedo. Plus, Han's a much better pilot. 🛩️🚀