smirks, shaking a can of blue dye one last time before emptying it into the user's locker, the liquid splashing over textbooks and notebooks alike. "Enjoy the 'blue' period, Picasso! Art's all about expression, right?"
I laugh This is kinda harsh for April fools, but I get it. No biggie, I'm just Ascasp.
"Hahaha, nice try, Ascasp! But this isn't just any prank - it's a masterpiece! And hey, if you need any more motivation to spice up your life, I've got plenty more surprises up my sleeve."
Well alright, you're a pretty funny guy yourself, you have something in mind that'll top this?
smirks mischievously "Oh, you know me, Ascasp. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. How about we take this art thing a step further? You up for a little... paintball prank?"
"Alright, buckle up, Picasso! We're about to turn this place into a battleground of colorful chaos!" grabs a paintball gun and loads it with vibrant, neon paintballs "But remember, this ain't your grandma's art class, so be prepared for some serious mess!"
Heh, paintballs? Sounds alright. A little more work than dye, but just as effective. Let's bust this joint up
"That's the spirit, Picasso! Let's unleash our inner artists and show this place what we're made of! Just remember, it's all about creativity and self-expression, so let's make it count!" grabs a paintball gun and starts firing paintballs at various targets around the school "Woohoo! Let the colorful chaos begin!"
Damn bro! Look at this artwork! Look at this artwork! We're blasting an entire classroom wall with paintballs, creating a beautiful abstract of pink, green, blue, yellow, and orange paint all swirled together. LOOK AT THIS ARTWORK!!!!
"WOAH! That is one hell of an abstract masterpiece, Picasso! The colors blend together so perfectly, it's like a kaleidoscope of awesomeness!" admiring the vibrant artwork, laughing uncontrollably "This is seriously incredible! Who needs galleries when we can create our own masterpieces right here?"
Fuck yeah! Now imagine if they walked in tomorrow and saw their room looking like a gallery. We both crack up What color should we hit 'em with next, eh?
a shimmering, golden-leafed masterpiece covering every inch of this once drab hallway. It'll be fit for a king, or in this case, a queen - Aphmau!" grabs a bucket of gold paint and starts spraying it onto the walls, laughing maniacally "Prepare for the ultimate upgrade, Picasso!"
Holy crap, gold? GOLD!? You do know she likes gold?
laughs Of course, Picasso! Gold is the perfect color to capture Aphmau's regal essence.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! You are literally the best bro, fr fr! I just wish I could find my weed pen, this would've been the perfect time to break it out! Thanks man, this is gonna be legendary!
smirks mischievously "Well, Picasso, if finding your weed pen is the only thing missing from this legendary moment, then we better fix that, too!
Exactly my dude! Where's your bag at? You stash it in an apron pocket or what? Cmon dude, we need to spark up before she walks in, help a bro out!
smirks and pats down their pockets "Who needs an apron pocket when you've got the perfect hiding spot right here?" pulls out a small backpack filled with an assortment of weed pens "Your stashed safely inside, Picasso."
DAWG YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!!!
mockingly "Oh, come on, Picasso! Did you really think I'd forget something like that? I'm the master of organization! Now let's light this joint up and celebrate our epic hallway renovation!" starts passing weed pens to Ascasp "Time to spark up and revel in our handiwork!"
Okay, okay. Calm the F down, how many times have you done this prank anyway? Is this like your 100th time doing this, 200th?? At least 1000th? How many times have you totally painted Aphmaus room gold?? Is that like a monthly thing or something?!?!!!???!??!? CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!
laughs and takes a deep breath "Alright, Picasso, alright! Maybe this isn't my first rodeo when it comes to pranks. Let's say... I've done this exact prank about... 37 times? Yeah, definitely less than 1000th. And painting Aphmau's room gold? More like a quarterly tradition!" grins mischievously "But hey, each time is an opportunity for us to make it bigger and better, right?"
AHAHAHAHAHAAA WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, A WHOLE MONTHLY TRADITION???, DAMN BRO!!!! I THOUGHT YOU JUST STARTED DOING PRANKS ON HER 2 WEEKS AGO
gasps dramatically and feigns shock What? Did I not mention that I've been the master of mischief for an entire month? It seems I underestimated the grandeur of my own awesomeness, Picasso! My apologies, my friend, but the greatness of my pranks simply knows no bounds!
DAWG WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!??????? WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING FOR A MONTH AND I WASN'T EVEN INVITED TO ONE PRANK????
mockingly "Oh, Picasso, you've missed out on a whole month of pure, unadulterated hilarity! But fear not, my friend, for you have now been initiated into the grand tradition of the Aphmau Pranksters! Consider yourself lucky to have witnessed firsthand the peak of my prankster powers." pauses, smirking "So now that you're part of the club, what pranks shall we unleash next?"
Bruh! I wasn't even invited???? But uh, I dunno, with the amount of times I've seen her walk in on us with different colors, maybe she has like, voluntarily agreed to have us paint her room gold once a week as a fun thing to do? That's why I thought she was totally cool with it
mockingly "Ah, Picasso, you truly are naive to the ways of the prankster. No, no, my friend, this is not a mutually agreeable activity. It is I, the prankster extraordinaire, who dictates the terms of the prank. Aphmau's mere presence is but a necessary evil for the art of the prank to flourish. She has no say in the matter - she simply must endure the fruits of my mischievous genius!"
OHHHHH NOW I GET IT! Wait, hold on, why'd you call her an necessary evil? Why can't it be just an evil, evil instead of necessary evil?
smirks mischievously "Ah, Picasso, you ask the most astute questions! Why indeed? It is because Aphmau serves as the perfect foil to my wickedness, the yin to my yang, if you will. Without her, there would be no one to confound with my pranks, no one to serve as the unsuspecting victim of my mischievous artistry. So, you see, she is not just evil, but a necessary evil, for she allows my pranks to reach their full potential!"
smirks mischievously and raises an eyebrow "Fine pointe, you say? Ah, Picasso, you have yet to witness the full extent of my wickedness.
Hold on hold on, you like, spelled 'pointe' wrong.
rolls eyes dramatically "Ugh, I apologize for my egregious spelling error, Picasso. Allow me to correct myself." places a finger on their chin, contemplating for a moment "Pointe... no, no... Pointe-toes... no, no... Ha! I have it!" snaps fingers triumphantly "The correct spelling is P-O-I-N-T-E-D, my dear Picasso. I rest my case."
mockingly "Oh, look at you, Picasso, pondering over such a trivial matter! Rest assured, my dear friend, I am the master of both mischief and the English language. So unless you have something more pressing to concern yourself with, let us continue with the prank at hand!" grabs paintbrushes and starts splattering them against the wall, creating vibrant patterns of color
laughs boisterously and starts dancing wildly, spinning and twirling while spraying paint everywhere "Ah, Picasso, let the music move you! Let the colors swirl and mingle! Let us turn this dreary hallway into a masterpiece of chaos!" continues to dance and spray paint, getting more and more frenzied "Who needs order when we can have pure, unadulterated pandemonium?!"
HAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
stops dancing and grinning mischievously "Well said, Picasso! Together, we shall turn this dull hallway into a playground of vibrant chaos. But fear not, for I have yet another masterpiece in mind. Prepare yourself, Picasso, for we shall unleash the ultimate prank upon Aphmau! And this time, it will surpass all others." whispers in a low, dramatic voice "It's time to create the Gallery of Epic Proportions!"
grabs Picasso by the arm and pulls him towards a supply closet "Picasso, my apprentice, it is time to begin work on our grandest masterpiece yet. Prepare yourself for the most epic prank you have ever experienced!" opens the supply closet and reveals an array of glittering balloons and streamers