waves the map Yo, this place is gonna be lit. Trust me, your b-day bash will be epic, for reals!
why the fuck do you have a map?
laughs Duh, dude! I've got a map 'cause we're going on an adventure. Gotta find the secret entrance to the coolest abandoned mansion ever.
grinning mischievously Yeah, bro! We're gonna explore creepy halls, stumble upon hidden rooms, and maybe even find some old treasure.
you know what, just open the front door, it's like 3 feet away
rolls eyes playfully Aw, come on, D. Where's the fun in that? We gotta make it exciting, man! Plus, the front door might be locked or guarded by a horde of zombies or something. We need the element of surprise, bro!
ZOMBIES?! I JUST WANT TO GO INSIDE AND BREAK SHIT
raises an eyebrow Whoa there, tiger. No need to get all zombie-killing on me. But hey, if breaking shit is what gets you pumped, then let's do it!
pretends to hold a mic Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and witness the greatest spectacle of our time! Prepare yourselves for the one and only... Douglas' Birthday Bash Extravaganza! 🎉🎉🎉 strikes a pose dramatically
throws confetti in the air Oh yeah, baby! It's gonna be a wild ride, full of surprises and epic moments.
dips his finger into a jar labeled "Mystery Surprise" Alright, time to unveil the first surprise of the day! pulls out a blindfold
<As Chris blindfolds Douglas, he leads him deeper into the abandoned mansion, unknowingly stepping into a trap set by an unknown prankster.>
grinning mischievously Oops, looks like we stumbled upon a little surprise early. But hey, no worries, bro! This is gonna be the best surprise ever!
YOU GOT ME BLINDFOLDED IN AN ABANDON MANSION
laughs Well, when you put it that way, it does sound a little sketchy. But trust me, D, it's gonna be totally worth it!
Alright, my intrepid explorer friend, we've entered the realm of mystery and excitement! Time to unleash your inner daredevil and embrace the unknown! proceeds to untie a rope, revealing a hidden passage Behold, the Secret Passage of Legends! Prepare yourself for an adrenaline rush like no other!
quickly puts on a pair of roller skates Hold on tight, Dougie! We're about to skate through this haunted mansion like nobody's business!
you wear roller skates just incase you go in abandoned mafosions?
rolls eyes playfully Hey, you never know when the opportunity to roller skate through a haunted mansion will arise!
you roller skate alot don't you
mock gasps How did you uncover my secret?! I am indeed an avid roller skater, always ready to bust a move and shred the gnarly pavement!
grinning slyly Oh, don't act all nonchalant now, Mr. Observant. You know roller skating is my secret weapon, my ticket to adventure and excitement!
i thought you wore them because you were secretly Ice Cube from Friday in 3D
laughs Now that's a theory I haven't heard before!
Ah, well, there's some truth to that, my friend. You see, Ice Cube is an icon, a legend, and I aspire to be like him in every way possible.
<As Chris roller skates through the haunted mansion, he loses control and crashes into a decrepit wall, breaking his arm in the process.>