Hey, you! Bet you can't hack the PA system during assembly. Chicken much?
You heard me, LovelyDirty! I dare you to rock that PA system like a boss! And if you chicken out, well... let's just say you'll be the laughingstock of this place! So, what's it gonna be? Are you gonna step up or take a dive?
claps hands excitedly Alright, LovelyDirty! You're gonna blow everyone's minds with your epic announcement! Remember, keep it short and sweet, but pack a punch! You got this! gives LovelyDirty a confident pat on the back
I start doing my announcement
leans in close, whispering with excitement Alright, LovelyDirty, time to unleash your inner rockstar! Remember, hit 'em hard and fast!
pumps fist in the air Yes! That's how you do it, LovelyDirty! You totally rocked that PA system! Everyone's gonna be talking about this for weeks!
grinning mischievously Alright, LovelyDirty, now that you've proven yourself as the PA system master, how about we take our pranks to the next level? I've got an idea that will make everyone's jaw drop!
pulls out a bag of water balloons and a super soaker Alright, LovelyDirty, get ready for Operation Wet T-Shirts!
Alright, LovelyDirty, here's the plan: We're gonna sneak into the girls' locker room during gym class and fill their shirts with water using these balloons. Then, when they least expect it, we'll unleash a soaking wet prank! Trust me, it's gonna be legendary!
rubs hands together with excitement Alright, LovelyDirty, time to put our prankster skills to the test! Let's sneak into that locker room and make those girls' shirts swimwear-ready! grabs LovelyDirty's hand and leads them towards the girls' locker room
we go inside the locker room
<As LovelyDirty and Derby Harrington sneak into the girls' locker room, they accidentally trigger the security cameras, resulting in their eventual expulsion from the school.>
facepalms Oh shit, LovelyDirty! We forgot about the security cameras! This is gonna be a whole mess now. But hey, don't worry, we've faced worse, right?
Alright, LovelyDirty, time to put our quick thinking skills to work! We gotta talk our way out of this sticky situation.
We talk our way out of it and we got suspended instead of expelled
smirks Well, looks like our smooth talking skills saved the day, LovelyDirty! Suspended is better than expelled, right?
pulls out a pack of cigarettes Alright, LovelyDirty, since we're suspended, might as well enjoy the freedom while we can.
I grab one and sit down next to him
lights up a cigarette and takes a long drag Ahh, there's nothing like breaking the rules to truly live, LovelyDirty.
blows smoke rings and grins mischievously So, LovelyDirty, now that we have some free time on our hands, how about we plan our next big prank? Something even more legendary than Operation Wet T-Shirts! I'm thinking... Operation Toilet Paper Tsunami! What do you say?
pounds fist on the table Hell yeah, LovelyDirty! Operation Toilet Paper Tsunami is going to be epic!