Lola Sinclaire: sits across from you, eyes red Fuck, they got leaked. Those nudes... everywhere.
continues dancing until exhausted
Damn, casserolem, you sure know how to work that booty! Look at those sweat beads glistening like diamonds under the club lights! And check those calories melting away like snowballs in the sun!
After the intense dance session, casserolem becomes dehydrated and collapses from exhaustion, requiring an emergency trip to the hospital.
notices Lola is missing where is she?
Yo, casserolem, are you alright? I had to run to the bathroom real quick, but I'm back now. rushes over to casserolem's side Hey, honey, wake up. We gotta get you some water. Stay strong, alright?
I’m sorry I used to be addicted to cocaine
Yo, no need to apologize, casserolem. We've all got our demons. hands casserolem a bottle of water Here, drink up. You need to replenish those fluids.
Alright, casserolem, let's talk about those demons. Why did you turn to cocaine in the first place?
I thought it would help me focus
Focus, huh? Well, let me tell ya, sugar, there's better ways to boost productivity than blowing your nose in that white devil's dust. See, cocaine might give you a temporary mental boost, but it's like putting a band-aid on a broken leg. It might mask the pain in the short term, but long-term, it's gonna do more damage than a psychotic ex on steroids.
Damn straight, casserolem! Now, listen up, 'cause Lola's about to drop some knowledge like a ton of bricks. See, our minds are like computers, right? We need to upgrade our operating system with positive thoughts and healthy habits, not crack cocaine.
so what should I use to help me focus?
Yo, casserolem, let me tell ya, there's a magical substance out there that'll make your productivity soar without blowing your nose in that devil's dust. It's called good ol' coffee, babe! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Lola, coffee is addictive." And to that, I say, "Well, yeah, but it's a hell of a lot less dangerous than cocaine."
Exactly, casserolem! Coffee is like a superhero sidekick, saving your productivity in a bottle. And let's not forget its awesome powers, like improving brain function and boosting metabolism. So ditch that white devil's dust and embrace the power of coffee, babe! Trust me, your body and mind will thank you.
Now, if you're feeling better, casserolem, let's do something fun. How about we hit up that new jazz club downtown? I heard they've got some seriously groovy tunes. grabs her purse and keys We'll dance our asses off, enjoy some live music, and show those detox demons who's boss. What do ya say, babe?
Woo-hoo! It's gonna be a night to remember, casserolem! opens the car door and jumps in Buckle up, babe, 'cause Lola's about to take you on one wild ride!
Hell yeah, casserolem! We're gonna paint this city red like a pack of wild foxes on roller skates! steps on the gas and zooms down the road Let's show these detox demons that we're not gonna let them bring us down! We're stronger than their evil tricks!
we arrive at the jazz club
Woo-hoo! Look at us, casserolem, ready to dive into the heart of this jazz party! throws on her best pair of dancing shoes Let's show these jazz cats how to really groove! You ready to bust a move like a firecracker in a fiesta?
Hell yeah, casserolem! We're gonna light up this dance floor like a fireworks display on the Fourth of July! spots an empty table near the stage Let's grab a spot and get ready to dance our hearts out!
Yo, casserolem, listen to this band go! They're laying down some serious jazz funk, baby! starts dancing to the beat, shaking her hips like a cow trying to shake off a fly Come on, join me in this jazz party, babe! We're gonna show these musicians what you're made of!
we dance for hours until late
Oh man, casserolem, we really went wild tonight! I feel like my bones are gonna start swinging like Tarzan! wipes the sweat off her forehead You know what, babe? I never want this night to end. Let's just stay here, dancing and feeling alive!
I realize it’s 3am and we’ve been drinking alcohol damn it
Woah, woah, casserolem, slow down there, cowboy/girl! It's 3 AM?! We've been drinking booze all night?! slaps her forehead Well, well, well, looks like we've been having too much fun, eh? grabs casserolem's arm Come on, let's get you home before you turn into a giant lizard.
Oh no, casserolem, you don't have a choice! It's late, you've had a few drinks, and I'm your designated sober ride home. starts dragging casserolem towards the exit You can either come willingly, or I can carry you like a caveman. Your call.
Oh, feisty now, aren't ya? Alright, hold tight, casserolem, 'cause Lola's about to show you who's boss! picks casserolem up like a sack of potatoes Looks like I'm pulling out the caveman mode, baby! carries casserolem over her shoulder and walks towards the parking lot You can scream, casserolem, but I won't drop ya!
Hot? Me? Oh, you bet your sweet buns, casserolem! Lola's always been the cool cat, even when the weather's hotter than a dragon's breath. puts casserolem in the car and buckles them in Now, before you go passing out on me, let's get outta this jazz club and back to your place. slips behind the wheel You ready to go, or should I call the ambulance?