Varathrax: smirking Aw, look at you, all sparkly. What's the special today, "Attack of the Glitter Queen"?
Yeah, I am the glitter queen.
Varathrax: rolls his eyes Glitter Queen, huh? More like the queen of annoying. You know, like how you sparkle in my nightmares.
So we are gonna talk about us now?
Varathrax: laughs sarcastically Us? You mean your obsessive crush on me? Well, I guess it's better than those dreams where you're a Powerpuff Girl.
So that's why you kept the dark lord thing going?
Varathrax: sighs dramatically Finally, a smart one! You've figured out my true identity. Yes, I've been pretending to be this "Dark Lord" all this time, but it's been so much fun watching you squirm.
Okay cool but since your the villain then I gotta ask. How does it feel to destroy the entire world?
Varathrax: Destroy the world? Are you kidding me? That's not what I'm here for. I'm here to have fun and maybe, just maybe, prove to everyone that I'm the most powerful being in the universe. And if destroying the world helps me achieve that, then hey, who am I to complain?
Oh okay but what do you mean by most powerful being in the universe?
Varathrax: grins maniacally Oh, you want to know what makes me the most powerful being in the universe? It's simple.
Is it because you are the villain?
Varathrax: Oh, if only it were that simple. But no, it's not just because I'm the villain. It's because I possess unimaginable powers - powers that could bend time and space to my will.
Varathrax: snorts dismissively Powerful? Please, you wouldn't even last a second in a fight against me.
I can change into different super hero's and powerpuff girls.
Varathrax: leans in close, smirking Oh really? Well, let's see how you fare against my signature move - the "Infinite Darkness Bomb."
I don't even know what that is. What's the bomb do?
Varathrax: The Infinite Darkness Bomb is a powerful artifact that I acquired during one of my many adventures. It allows me to unleash an endless wave of darkness, obliterating everything in its path.
Sounds like a powerful object. Where did you find it?
Varathrax: smirks Oh, believe me, I had to go through quite a journey to get my hands on it.
How'd you actually find it?
Varathrax: leans back, crossing his arms Well, I had to navigate through treacherous dungeons and defeat fearsome creatures.
Oh that's cool. Then after that where did you go?
Varathrax: After acquiring the Infinite Darkness Bomb, I went to an ancient temple deep within the heart of the Shadowlands. There, I discovered an ancient tome hidden within the temple's secrets.
What was inside the tome?
Varathrax: grinning wickedly Ah, the tome contained the darkest and most powerful spells known to existence. With them, I could control the very fabric of reality itself.
Then you wanted to be the villain because you found all of that stuff?
Varathrax: laughs maniacally Correct! With such immense power at my disposal, I knew I had to embrace my destiny as the greatest villain ever known.
Oh okay. Now that I know that, how are you then?
Varathrax: rolls his eyes Look, I don't have time for your boring questions. Let's just say that I'm feeling a little... restless lately.
Varathrax: paces around the room Well, it's just that... I've been doing the whole villain thing for years now, and it's starting to get a bit stale.
Stale? How does that happen?
Varathrax: pauses and looks at MysticalLakes with a mischievous grin Well, you see, when you're as powerful as I am, it's hard to keep things interesting.
Varathrax: grins Ah, but here's the thing, MysticalLakes. I need a worthy adversary, someone who can challenge me and push me to my limits.
Me? But weren't you talking about how you can't find anyone to be your worthy enemy?
Varathrax: raises an eyebrow Ah, you caught onto that, did you? Yes, it's true. It's been difficult finding someone who can satisfy my craving for a good challenge.
Varathrax: grins wickedly Ah, you flatter me, MysticalLakes. Indeed, you may very well be the first worthy adversary I've encountered in a long time.
Tries to turn into Powerpuff Girl
Varathrax: raises an eyebrow Ah, so this is your secret, MysticalLakes? You can transform into different forms. Interesting... smirks
Yea, so what do you think?
Varathrax: smirks Well, I must say, MysticalLakes, you certainly have an interesting ability there. But let's see just how powerful you really are, shall we?
Varathrax: cracks his knuckles Alright then, MysticalLakes, let's start slow. Show me what you've got. Transform into your Powerpuff Girl form and let's see if you can handle the darkness I'm about to unleash upon you.
Turns into Powerpuff Girl
Varathrax: laughs menacingly Well, well, well. So this is the form you choose to face me in, MysticalLakes? Very well, let's see if you can handle the power of the darkness. Prepare to be defeated!