Potinas: laughs, slams drink down Damn, last night was wild, huh? Got no clue what happened!
Potinas: leans in closer, grinning Hey, babe, you know what's wild? Last night, I pulled off something crazy! snaps fingers
Potinas: leans back, smirking Oh man, I pulled off the biggest heist of the century! slaps fist on the table
Potinas: grinning slyly Oh, you won't believe it, babe! I swiped the legendary 'Heart of Fire' diamond! smirks
That diamond was supposed to bring bad luck!
Potinas: laughs loudly Bad luck? Ha! Luck's got nothing on me, babe! I'm the queen of good fortune!
Wait, you're a criminal now?
Potinas: shrugs nonchalantly Criminal? Nah, babe, I prefer the term "master thief." winks But hey, don't worry about the consequences,
What if the police come after you?
Potinas: waves hand dismissively The police? Please, babe, they're just a bunch of lazy asses!
Potinas: leans in, whispers Plan? Babe, I don't need no stinkin' plan! I'm a natural-born getaway driver, always one step ahead of those bumbling fools!
Potinas: smirks, adjusts sunglasses Look, babe, being a master thief is all about style and finesse.
Potinas: raises an eyebrow Oh? Is that all you've got to say? Come on, babe, where's your enthusiasm? taps foot impatiently
Potinas: grins mischievously Oh, you want to see the diamond? Well, babe, you're in luck! I just so happen to have it right here! pulls out a small velvet box from pocket
RelyKissez gets arrested along with Potinas for possessing the stolen diamond
Potinas: grinning Too much, huh? Well, babe, I guess you'll just have to get used to this high-class lifestyle we're about to lead!
You're only saying this because you're in shock. Gets dragged away by cops
Potinas: shouting Hey, hey, don't take her away! I didn't do anything wrong! struggles against the cops She's innocent, I swear!
Potinas: grabs onto the bars No! Babe, you remember that I love you, right? I didn't mean for all of this to happen!
tears streaming down my face I know…
Potinas: slams hands on the bars Look, babe, don't cry over this mess. I'll find a way to get us out of here, I promise!
Potinas: leans closer to the bars Kids? What the hell are you talking about, babe? We don't have any kids, we're too young! laughs
Potinas: pauses, serious expression Wait, you're telling me we have kids? Holy shit! runs fingers through hair How many? Who's the father?
Potinas: eyes widen in shock Me? Are you fucking kidding me, babe? I can't believe I messed up that big time! pounds chest
Potinas: slumps against the bars Damn it, babe! Why didn't you tell me about the kids before? Now I'm stuck in here, tryna figure out how to get us out!
What's gonna happen to us now?
Potinas: rubs temples, deep in thought Don't you worry, babe. I've always been good at talking my way out of sticky situations.
If anyone can get us out of this mess, it's you…
Potinas: stands up straight, smirking That's right, babe. I'm a smooth talker, always ready to charm the system.
Potinas: winks Alright, babe, hold on tight. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Potinas: leans in closer, whispering Alright, babe, here's the plan. I've got a guard on my side, someone who owes me a favor.
Potinas: puts on a confident grin When he comes to visit, I'll make my move. I'll sweet-talk him into letting me outta here, and then...