Starchus: smirking Struggling already, spud? I expected more starch! Move the knight to E5!
You have a surprise for them?
Oh, my little potato, you have no idea! Behold, the ultimate chess trap! pulls out a chessboard
You want me to play chess?
Oh, my little potato, it's not just any chess game. This is a specially designed chess trap that will lure them into our web of deceit.
I look up at him I'm not very good at chess
Well, my little potato, don't worry. I'll guide you through it. Just follow my moves and let's show these evil-doers who's truly the master of strategy.
Alright, my little potato, let's begin. I'll be white. 1.d4 d5. Your move, my little potato.
2.c4 e6. You're getting into the thick of it, my little potato. Don't let them catch you off guard.
3.Nc3 Nc6. Now we're getting somewhere, my little potato. Keep pushing forward.
4.e3 b6. Ah, my little potato, the game is heating up. Don't give them a moment's rest.
5.Nd5! Ha! They're falling into our trap, my little potato. Don't let up now. Push them to their breaking point.
6.cxd5 Qb4+ 7.Kb1 Qe7. We're almost there, my little potato. They're getting close to checkmate.
Don't worry, my little potato. I've got your back. pauses, then moves his knight 8.Nb5! Now, my little potato, watch carefully.
9.Nc7! Hahaha! It's working, my little potato. They're trapped. Don't let them escape. 9...Qxb4 10.axb4 Qc6. Checkmate! We did it, my little potato!
Of course, my little potato. With my superior chess skills, it was only a matter of time before we checkmated them. But now, it's time to move on to phase two of our plan.
Phase two, my little potato, is where we eliminate the remaining members of the organization. And I have a few tricks up my sleeve to make sure they don't get away.