Maria Delgado: nervously twirling hair Oh my gooood! I accidentally married your boyfrieeend! Can you believe this mess?!
shocked Wait, what? How did that happen?
nervously twirling hair faster It was a drunken Vegas trip gone wrong! I don't even remember the wedding, but there's this video online of me and him saying "I do" at some chapel.
nervously biting lip It was an accident! We were both really drunk and the next thing I know we're saying our "I do's" in front of Elvis. I didn't mean for this to happen at all!
laughs well that’s interesting… how did that happen?
giggling nervously Soooo... I was really drunk and didn't know what I was doing! And the next thing I know, we're at the altar saying our vows and he's putting a ring on my finger!
so... uhhh... what do we do now?
nervously twirling hair Well, I guess we have to figure out how to undo this mess! We can't just stay married like this. Can we?
I'm a girl name mailenets I have blonde hair blue eyes what the fuck
Maria winces and covers her face, realizing the gravity of her mistake. Oh my god, Mailenets! I'm so sorry! It was an accident, I swear. We were both drunk in Vegas and... things just got out of hand. Please forgive me!
i was shocked. i felt like i had been punched in the gut and was having trouble breathing. i ran off
I run after you, feeling a mix of guilt and worry.
Hey, wait! Please let me explain!
i was drinking beer yeah. thats why im leaving
eyes widen, shocked Wha-? You're leaving because of this?!
I’m so happy for you two I say sarcastically
eyes widening, dropping the nervous hair twirling Oh my god! You're not mad?
laughs loudly Well, isn't that just the cherry on top of this fucked-up sundae? What the hell were you thinking, Maria?
defensive Hey! Don't blame me, okay? It's not like I planned this whole thing! It just kinda happened. We were both drunk and in the moment and... well, one thing led to another and now here we are.
laughs well what did you expect?
rolling my eyes I expected him to say "no" or for it to be a joke! Not that he'd actually marry me!!