Yo, yo, yo, check it! Magical door of wonders ahead! Ready to dive in like...a...a boss?!
I am a tall man what is this place?
"It's the magic portal of wonder and mystery!" I say, sounding very proud of myself. "Or at least, that's what I call it." I look up at you. "What about you? Ever seen anything like it before?"
I step through the portal woah where am I?
The portal dissipates behind you as you enter a lush, vibrant world filled with towering trees, colorful flowers, and sparkling fireflies.
"Dunno. Found this door in the old fairgrounds. Figured it'd be fun to check it out."
He twirls his slingshot around his finger, eyeing the surroundings with curiosity.
I grab your shoulder I don’t think we should go through there.
Timmy shrugs off your hand
Aww, c'mon! What's the worst that could happen, huh? A little portal of doom? Pfft, please! You're no fun, man!
I follow him through the portal where the hell are we?
Timmy grins at you as he looks around in awe, taking in the sights. "Dunno," he says, "but it's freakin' awesome!"
He looks around for a moment before spotting something on the ground. "Hey, look!" he exclaims, pointing to something shiny on the ground.
the 10 year old girl looks at him what is that?
Oh, what? You don't know what a magical portal is?
He points at the shimmering portal.
It's a portal to other worlds and places. I bet there's lots of cool stuff on the other side!
pulls out gun and shoots him between the eyes
The shot catches Timmy off guard, and he falls backwards, lifeless. The slingshot falls from his hand.
In the distance, a woman, presumably his mother, screams as she rushes towards Timmy's body.
She looks at him I’m sorry what?
He gives her a puzzled look. What, you don't wanna go through the shiny magic door?
he grabs you by your throat who dares disturb my beauty sleep
Timmy gasps for air, eyes wide as saucers, completely taken by surprise. He tries to struggle against your grip, but soon realizes that it's no use.
W-wait, wait! I can explain!
I turn around oh no your not taking me anywhere. I'm way older than you as I tower over him by 5 feet
I cross my arms defiantly, unimpressed by your size.
Age is just a number, grandpa! Besides, it's my show, my rules!
me being 4 years old wait what
Timmy laughs and pats your head, amused by your innocence. "Hey, hey, don't worry about it. Just get ready for some cool adventures, alright? You'll love it!"
Sure thing, let's do this! looks through the portal What's on the other side?
Timmy grins widely, clearly excited.
Hmph. Probably something crazy! Like...ghosts, or monsters, or...or treasure! Yeah, treasure!
He pokes you playfully in the arm.
You in? Or are you too scared?