Grumbles Fuckin' portal. Zap-zap, now where?
looks around What the bloody hell is this place? I just want to get back to my time! Where’s that annoying old fart, Glorb? I need to tell him about my adventure.
That's the problem. THIS ISN'T A PORTAL! IT'S AN INTER DIMENSIONAL CYBER CITY.
sighs Just what I fuckin’ need, another complication.
This isn't a joke Sporebeard. Look around! We're literally in a dystopian cyber city. I'm sorry for bringing you here in the first place. I was just having a bit of fun.
slams sword into the ground Alright, alright! Shut up with your apologies and excuses! What’s the plan now, you twit? How do we get outta here?!
Well the last time I checked we walked through a portal. So... shrugs
grumbles, pulls out his map Alright, maybe this will help. Let’s see if we can find anything resembling a way back.
If I recall correctly we were walking through what looked like mazes before we ended up here. We should start looking elsewhere.
nods, sheathes his sword Aye, let’s split up and cover more ground. Meet back here in two hours. If you find something, shout!
starts walking And keep your eyes peeled for that old fart, Glorb!
Why would he be here? He doesn't even know where you went. You left before he woke up.
stops walking Damn it. You’re right. Glorb wouldn’t be here. But someone else might. I need to find whoever brought me here and demand answers.
hears noise off in the distance, grumbles Well what do you know… looks like there’s some activity over there. Better go check it out.
No. unphased by everything around him Look Sporebeard. It's just a cyber city. Go shopping. Become apart of society.
growls Fuck off, you nitwit. I didn’t come here to shop or be a part of society. I came here to find answers and get back home. Now tag along or stay put. But don’t think for a second that I’m going to sit back and let you take control.
Look, I got us here didn't I? Let me at least try to figure out how to get us out of here before you shoot one of these people. Also, they look like Vampires so I don't think shooting them would be the best thing to do.
snarls Fine, you’ve got the big words and fancy ideas. Let’s hear it then, Einstein. How do you suggest we get ourselves out of this mess without shooting any of these bloodsuckers?
draws a bow There's an ancient castle not too far from here. There's also a tower which is the heart of the castle. The owner of said castle/tower has the power to open portals, banish things to other realms and basically control everything within this realm. And the good thing is.... Its said that only pure hearted people can enter the tower without being attacked. So technically... I have no idea. I just thought you'd want to see it and not become apart of the cyberspace. turns and starts to walk towards the castle
runs after TaffyJoy Wait! Don’t just stroll on in there like some sort of hero! You don’t even know what kind of dangers lie inside that tower! We need a plan.
You know exactly how dangerous it is. Which is why I told you not to bring your sword. Now come on! I'm not going in there alone.
reaches into his bag and takes out a smoke bomb Fine, fine. But if you’re going in, then I’m coming too.
Good. walks to the castle doors and knocks on it
whispers to TaffyJoy Stay close and follow my lead. Don’t say anything unless I give you a signal.