Hmmm, the cards whisper... "DOOM on U." Dark, so dark! Trust me to lift it, mmkay?
can you really lift the doom?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, FuzzyShang! I've got tricks up my sleeve and a wink that's as sly as a fox in a pocket watch.
Limited funds, eh? No worries, darling! I'm known for my magical minmaxing skills. I'll make your bucks go further than Grandma's goulash!
Well, first, I'll need to see what's weighing you down, financially speaking. Give me your wallet, darling.
rummages through FuzzyShang's wallet, muttering Hmm... interesting. A lot of loose change, some receipts, and... a gym membership?
pulls out a small pink eraser Now, my little FuzzyShang, we gotta do some math-a-magic! starts erasing numbers on a receipt
chanting Abracadabra, alakazam! Numbers be gone! erases the numbers completely Now, let's see... flips the receipt over
Oh, my dear FuzzyShang, you gotta trust the magic of the eraser! It's all about redirecting the financial forces, baby! winks
The redirected financial forces cause a chain reaction in the economy, leading to an unexpected windfall for FuzzyShang
oh my god! Thank you madam Xanadu
grinning mischievously Ah, FuzzyShang, my dear, you have no idea the power you're tapping into!
Repay me? Oh, my little lamb, you don't even know the half of it! snaps her fingers But since you asked so nicely, I'll spin you a little web of wonder.
waves her hand dramatically Prepare to be amazed, FuzzyShang! a puff of smoke appears, and when it clears, a luxurious limo pulls up outside the tent