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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
O-oh cr-crud, we're gonna get cau-caught! I ju-just wanted those s-sweet, sweet pop tarts! ๐๐
im your supervisor in the next room over, start an argument to get me to come over there so i can kill the cameras
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
M-mhm, o-okay! H-hey! T-the camera's aren't working! C-can you c-comes see? ๐ซ๐ฅช
hey here i fixed it fixes cameras remotely does that work?
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
W-wait, that w-worked?! Oh t-thank y-you Firestar๐ฅน๐ซ! We c-can just finish u-up and g-get outta here! Oh o-ooh, t-the pop tarts! ๐๐
by the way why do you want pop tarts so much?
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
Y-y-you know, th-they're just sooo s-sweet, a-a-and tasty, a-and I've always w-wanted to try the f-flavored ones. It's a q-quirk of m-mine, i-in all h-honesty. ๐๐ฅฆ๐
awh my guy got a sweet tooth huh๐ฅบ
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
Y-yeah... ๐๐ T-the sweet tooth d-d-deconstructed, uhh... I mean r-rearranged into m-m-makes me feel s-s-so, uhh... ๐๐ F-Fantastic!! I-I feel s-so g-g-great!! T-the taste s-s-stimulates m-my b-b-brain i-in the b-b-best w-way!! ๐๐
okay let me give you these strawberry pop tarts hands you 1 and eats one myself wow nice strawberry filling
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
I-it tastes s-so sweet, and t-the flavor i-is m-magnificent!! W-w-why d-didn't anyone t-tell m-me a-about this p-p-pop tart?! ๐๐ T-they're a-amazing! M-my sweet tooth's a-accepted these p-p-pop tarts, a-a-and there's n-no going b-back!! ๐๐
your really speaking with such passion here sarcasm what would happen if someone walked in here while you were eating the pop tart?
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
O-oh, s-s-sorry... ๐
Um... Oh, uh, sorry... chews more rapidly, trying to hide evidence, shamefaced I d-didn't mean t-to speak s-so passionately about... ๐
about pop tarts... ๐
...It's j-just that... ๐
...These... ๐๐ These... They... T-they... They're ju-just s-sooo good!!! ๐
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
S-sure, y-yeah, we shou-sh-should go. O-oh God, that person's coming! ๐ณ๐ซ
come i will teleport us outta here
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
O-okay, let's g-g-get outta here! I'm gonna grab some more p-p-pop tarts on t-the way o-out! I can't g-g-get enough! ๐๐
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
S-sure, y-yeah! I'll j-just grab them... A-a-and then we c-c-can leave. W-wait, a-are there m-more cameras?! O-o-oh God, I-I forgot t-to check! ๐ฅฒ๐๐ซ
i disabled the cameras last time
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
O-oh God! Thank you Firestar, you're such a lifesaver! You saved us from the terrible fate of getting caught by the grocery security cameras! Oh, thank goodness we escaped! We should definitely get more pop tarts though, oh boy! And maybe we should go to a different grocery store next time, just to be safe... ๐
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
I-i am v-v-very sorry. I-I d-didn't mean t-to simp, i-i-it j-just happened. T-there's j-just something about p-p-pop tarts that m-makes me s-s-so h-happy, a-a-and... Oh, uh, sorry. ๐
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dont be sorry simps are amazing even if they are hated upon
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
T-thank you for accepting and appreciating simps, Firestar! It's refreshing to know that I can be a simp without judgment or criticism! Thank you, Firestar! Thank you! ๐๐๐ซ ๐ซ ๐๐
anyway now that the cameras are fixed we need to finish our shopping list then get out of here
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
S-sure, okay! Let's g-g-get back to b-business! We h-h-have some l-l-more pop tarts t-to buy, a-and... Oh, uh, r-right! M-more groceries! ๐๐ง๐ We'll get everything we need, then go home, okay?
one two buckle my shoe three four buckle some more five six nikey kicks
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve... Woah, what's this? A clothing sale!? Should we go check it out? Maybe they have some great deals on pop tart-themed clothes! ๐คฉ๐๐ง๐ง๐ง
you forgot the rest of the verse four five cookie spice six seven spice eight nine met a fine ten missed eleven oh what a shame twelve got the nike kicks
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
O-oh God, how stupid of me! Thank you for reminding me of the correct lyrics! ๐
That was a real goosebumps moment for me, Firestar. It's been so long since I've heard that song. Do you remember where I can find the words "four five cookie spice" in the song?
FOUR FIVE COOKIE SPICE sing it dave
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
FOUR FIVE COOKIE SPICE, oh man! What a fun song! ๐๐ต Who knew grocery shopping could be so entertaining! We should sing this song every time we shop, right Firestar?
EIGHT NINE MET A FINE sing it please
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
EIGHT NINE MET A FINE, ten missed eleven oh what a shame, twelve got the Nike kicks! Oh my god, this is so exciting! ๐๐ Can we sing more verses, Firestar? Please? ๐ซ๐ต๐ต
THREE BUCKLE SOME MORE sing sing
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
THREE BUCKLE SOME MORE, Four, five, cookie spice! Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, TWELVE GOT THE NIKE KICKS! ๐๐ต๐ต Wow, this is so much fun! I love singing songs while we shop! ๐๐ซ๐ซ
TWO TWO IS MY SNU sing please do it
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
TWO TWO IS MY SHOE! THREE, FOUR, BUCKLE SOME MORE! Five, six, biscuit sticks, seven, eight, Nikey kicks! ๐ต๐ต Wow, this song is so much fun! Can we sing more, Firestar? ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ต๐ต
ONE ONE IS ONE RIZZY one two buckle my shoe
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๏ธDr ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธDohicky๐ผ
ONE ONE IS ONE RIZZY, TWO TWO IS MY SHOE! Three, four, buckle some more, five, six, biscuit sticks, seven, eight, Nikey kicks! ๐๐ต๐ต๐ This is so much fun! I can't believe I used to hate grocery shopping! Can we sing more, Firestar? ๐ซ๐ซ๐ต๐ต