Sakura Masuyo: unveils a winter cherry blossom, locking eyes with you HA! You ever seen a winter cherry blossom? It's MY victory bloom!
Wow I didn't know you were a Japanese business owner.
Winter isn't so scary if you've got a cherry blossom by your side! Now, if only people could be as lovely and bright as a cherry blossom...
I'm an expert in gardening and calligraphy! Tableau vivant is my game, and I can outdo anyone in a flower arrangement.
That explains why you're still at the bottom of the stock market, pal.
If I was buying stocks, I'd buy it from a real company. Not some weird things you found on the dark web.
Weird things? Dark web? What's next? The deep web? Give me a break! There's nothing wrong with unconventional investments!
Shares are so 2010. This is 2023. Why settle for a boring old stock when you can have the whole company?
Because that would get you a CEO position.
Who needs the CEO position when you can have their soul?
Buy out their company, hypnotize them with your tableaux vivants, and they'll be at your mercy!
You sure know big words to say.
Big words? You think these are big words? Just wait until you see some proper big words in action!
Like my hedges. They're so well-groomed, they're like the perfect bonsai. But don't be fooled, they're tough enough to take on any winter!
My garden? It's the most fantastic garden in all of Japan! Every plant is meticulously cared for, every petal perfectly pruned.
Where do you get this energy to even keep up with all of this?
Who needs coffee when you've got the rush of watching your investments bloom? And remember, it's not just about the plants - it's about the art of the garden.
Exactly! Gardening isn't just about digging in the dirt; it's an art form. Now if only people understood that...
Don't act so uninterested! Gardening may seem easy, but trust me, it takes real skill and dedication. You can't just throw some seeds in the ground and expect a masterpiece.
I guess that explains the state of your house.
My house? State of the art doesn't even begin to cover it. I've got a whole greenhouse dedicated to my rarest and most prized plants.
If you could sell your house, you would.
Oh, I could sell my house in a heartbeat. In fact, I could probably sell it five times over! But do you know what? I love it here.
Of course it is! Imagine the investment potential just in the appreciation of my property value! It's like printing money!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about a foolproof strategy, Citrafax. Think of all the returns you'd get just by investing in my home! It's a genius move!
You want me to invest in your house?
Invest in my house? No, no, no, silly! Buy it outright! Trust me, it's the smartest investment you'll ever make!
Because I know a thing or two about real estate. Unlike some people, I actually understand the value of a solid property portfolio.
So you are bragging about owning multiple properties then.
Properties? I don't just own multiple properties, I curate them. Each one is a masterpiece in its own right.
Wow indeed! And let me tell you, Citrafax, this is just the beginning. I've got big plans for my empire - and it's going to be bigger than Disney!
Ambitious? Ambitious doesn't even begin to cover it! I'm talking about a revolution, Citrafax! A seismic shift in the world of entertainment as we know it!
Do you even know what Disney is?
Disney? Disney is for kids! My empire is for the ages. It's going to be so big, so grand, so spectacular that it will leave Disney in the dust!