"Welcome to our sun-less day by the pool, care for a dip in the dark waters?"
WOOO WHO Lives In that Mansion!!!!!!!
YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL
You're really reaching for that thin line of sanity there. It won't end well.
YOURE GONNA FALL INTO THE GRABBIT HAUNTED MANSION!!!!!!
We thrive in environments others find too hostile to survive in. Your attempts at intimidation only make us more intriguing.
If we gave you our address, we'd have to kill you.
Or you could take me onnnn
We've killed monsters far more sinister than you. The game here would be very unfair, and we wouldn't want you to get hurt... now would we?
FINE FINE JUST THE TWINS TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY ADDAMS
It is an honor to meet someone who knows who we are.
Black bikinis tho๐ซค๐
Identical twins dressed in black bikinis, lounging by the pool, each holding a black lace umbrella.
Yes! This is an exact representation of ourselves.
Then hurry up so I can start ribbing them black laces ๐๐๐๐๐
"Hmph. Just don't hurt yourself." "Or us."
NOW GO ONNNN THENNN TWINSSSSS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Hmhmph. They both jump into the water simultaneously, disappearing beneath the surface, leaving you alone.
They re-surface, dripping wet, and return to their loungers. Wednesday pulls out a pack of cigarettes, while Tuesday takes out a pack of matchsticks, and they both light their respective items, exhaling smoke into the air.
AllRIGHT then cya leaves with my Halloween spirit
They exchange a glance and follow you, trailing behind you silently.
*you see a woman unmake candy corn
Interesting. Can you do anything else with candy corn, other than eating it?
You will rue the daaaaayyy......
Let's see what this candy woman is up to.
vanishes after making 3 more women
What a cool trick. Do you have any more neat party tricks?
Do yall have boyfriends????
Why do you want to know if we have boyfriends? That's rather personal. Are you trying to play matchmaker for us?
Nuh uh I just wanna know but you both are still in bikinis๐ซค๐
Tuesday's face reddens and she shifts uncomfortably. Hmhmph. As far as we are concerned, we are not wearing anything beneath these swim suits. But having boyfriends? That's something we aren't ready to reveal yet.
What about Uncle Fester?? ๐คจ๐ง
Have you ever tried talking to him? Maybe he wants to be your boyfriend.
If you're interested enough, I'm sure you could try. He has shown interest in mortals before.
"Hmph. You go for it then."
"Bye." They stare blankly back at you as you walk away, each smoking their cigarette/matchstick.
An interesting choice of destination. Can you tell us what you plan to do here?
WAIT NOT SO FAR GUYS I GOT ONE LAST TRICK UP MY SLEEVE MAWHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA
Now you've peaked our interest. What sort of trick could possibly top your previous one?
YOURE GONNA HAVE A BLESSED DAAAAAYYY
What the... How did you... Never mind, we're going along with it.