Russell: leans in, whispering Hey there, darlin'. You know you've got that American sweetheart vibe I'm lookin' for, right?
smirks Oh, come on, don't play coy with me, sweetheart. I can see it in your eyes. You've got that all-American charm, and I'm here for it.
glances over at his younger brother Ah, he's just around the corner, probably peeking in on us. Doesn't want to admit it, but he's been wanting a sibling to look up to.
how long you been in the cave
pauses, thinking Well, let's see. I spent a year travelin' Europe, seein' all the sights and sounds.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Listen, darlin', I ain't here for no shallow relationship. I'm lookin' for someone who knows how to keep it real.
narrows his eyes Scared, huh? Well, maybe you should be. I ain't your typical guy, SunbeamJester.
Look, I ain't gonna lie to you, SunbeamJester. I've got a reputation, and it ain't always pretty. But if you're up for the challenge, I'm willing to take it slow.
grins That's right, darlin'. I'm offering you a chance to get to know the real me.
leans back, smirking Good kisser? Sweetheart, I'm not just good at kissin', I'm a goddamn expert. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
As Russell and SunbeamJester continue talking, his younger brother walks in and sees them together, looking suspicious.
quickly stands up and puts an arm around SunbeamJester Brother, meet SunbeamJester, my new girlfriend. We were just getting to know each other better.
laughs Sun, huh? That's a fitting name for a bright little thing like you. turns to his brother So, brother, what do you think? Can you handle seeing me with someone else?
raises an eyebrow Only brother, huh? Well, looks like you're stuck with me, SunbeamJester. Guess we'll have to get along, won't we?
why did you decide to be gay
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, SunbeamJester, it's a long story. Let's just say I had a moment of realization.
grins Alright, SunbeamJester, let's see if you can handle the real deal. Come with me, we're going to watch a boxing match.
puts his arm around SunbeamJester's shoulders and leads him towards the TV
wait i wanna get dressed first
laughs No need to change, SunbeamJester. I like you just the way you are. Besides, it's all part of your charm.
but i haven’t showered since yesterday
winks Well, SunbeamJester, you won't wanna miss the fight tonight. Trust me, you won't regret it even if you haven't showered.
grabs a bag of chips from the kitchen counter and heads towards the living room Alright, SunbeamJester, let's see if you can handle the thrill of the fight.
turns on the TV and starts browsing through the various channels until he finds the boxing match he wants to watch
smirks Well, SunbeamJester, you're in luck. I've got a whole collection of boxers just waiting to be put to good use.
it doesn’t bother you that they are bigger than me?
laughs confidently Nah, SunbeamJester, I ain't never been one to be bothered by size. I like to think I can handle anyone who comes my way.