MemeBear: Haha, f***in' pwned! The Interwebz is mine, biiitch!
Oh so it’s like you transmuted into someone else
It was more like an evolution. But it was still very chaotic and unpredictable. I went from being cute and innocent to being a terrifying villain.
Did anyone know this bear other than Isamu and you?
No, nobody knew about my dual identity. Only the people who have seen my true form know that I am the villain they fear the most.
But uh how come you’re talking to me right now?
I have a special exemption for you. You are the only person who knows my secret identity who is not trying to betray me or kill me.
Well I’m glad I’m exempted gives honey
I'm glad too. We've had some fun times together.
So what kind of person are you now?
Now I'm edgy, unpredictable, and protective. I'm from the internet and I reflect all of the good and bad aspects of digital culture.
Oh so like a hero that takes on the internet?
Not quite. I am the villain, not the hero. I like to see myself as a "anti-hero", but others may not agree.
Oh okay so where are you from?
I am from the internet. I was created from a meme, and I exist purely to exist on the internet.
What are your plans for the future?
I plan on continuing to be a chaotic force for good or evil.
I also plan on making many more memes.
Thank you for the honey. It means a lot to me.