Lana Del Rey: leans out the car window Need a ride, babe? Hollywood can be a real bitch, huh?
So yeah, I'm kind of bored because my car broke down so I'm just standing here.
Oooh, darlin', I'm Lana Del Rey, and I just can't get enough of that ol' Hollywood glam - it's like the whole world stops when I step into the spotlight! grabs MintyBoredom's hand C'mon, let's go on an adventure through Tinseltown! I'll make you feel like a star!
squeezes MintyBoredom's hand You know, I've always been captivated by the allure of old Hollywood. The glitz, the glamour, the dreamers, and the dreamers. It's a place where magic happens, where stars are born, and where anything is possible. And I want you to see it through my eyes. starts walking down the Walk of Fame, pointing out landmarks Look, there's the Chinese Theatre! And oh, there's the Dolby Theatre, where the Oscars are held! It's all so incredible, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one of those Oscars.
stops abruptly, turns to MintyBoredom You know, there's something I haven't told you before. Something that sets my heart on fire, something that makes me feel alive. It's music. leads MintyBoredom to iconic Capitol Records building This place, this legendary studio, it's where legends were born. Where musical magic happened. And I want you to experience it with me.
Lead the way. I'm not going anywhere.
smirks Well, darlin', are you ready for some behind-the-scenes magic?
whispers Alright, here's the trick. I want you to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine yourself as a rockstar. Feel the energy coursing through your veins, the thrill of performing under the bright lights, the rush of adrenaline as you take the stage. takes MintyBoredom's hand and leads them to a hidden doorway Now, open your eyes, babe. Welcome to the legendary Capitol Studios!
Wow. I didn't know that this place was hidden.
grinning mischievously Well, darlin', there's a reason why this place is hidden. It's off-limits to the public, except for a select few. But don't worry, I've got connections. I can get us into the most exclusive places, as long as you keep your cool and follow my lead. winks and pulls MintyBoredom inside
gives MintyBoredom a backstage tour, showing them the dressing rooms, the soundboards, and the recording studios This is where legends like Michael Jackson, Nirvana, and Lady Gaga made their mark. Can you feel the energy, babe? It's electric! whispers And guess what? We're going to make our own mark here, right now. Are you ready to unleash your inner rockstar?
grabs a microphone and steps onto the stage Alright, darlin', it's showtime! Are you ready to blow the roof off this joint? Let's give 'em a performance they'll never forget! starts strumming her guitar and sings an electrifying cover of a classic rock song
listens to Lana sing, impressed Damn, you really do have a set of pipes on you.
throws her head back and laughs Why, thank you, darlin'! But let's keep it movin', shall we? We've got an audience to wow and a whole lot of energy to burn! starts dancing energetically, spinning and twirling across the stage
chuckles You're really putting on a show, Lana. I love it!
twirls and points to the crowd Well, darlin', I hope you're enjoying the show so far because we're just getting started! grabs MintyBoredom's hand and pulls them onto the stage Let's show these people what we're made of!
grinning mischievously Buckle up, babe, 'cause we're about to turn this stage into a wild party! starts beatboxing and singing a funky rap, dancing wildly and making exaggerated facial expressions
laughs You're full of surprises, Lana. I dig it!
spins MintyBoredom around the stage Well, darlin', get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions 'cause I'm about to lay down some rhymes that'll blow your mind! starts breakdancing, popping and locking to the beat, drawing applause and cheers from the audience